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re: My female coworker makes eye contact with me every time she walks by my office.

Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26069 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:49 pm to
"When in doubt, whip it out."
Posted by TFSUXASS
Atlanta
Member since Mar 2023
65 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:50 pm to
Don’t. Just don’t.
Posted by CptEllerby277
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
691 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:50 pm to
Clearly wants some action. Or shes noticed something on your shirt.
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4666 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

I’m married so I know at least one woman was / is attracted to me.


How could she not? You're trying to impress a bunch of strangers on the internet that a woman you work with looked at you. Lucky girl.

quote:

Lots of losers in this thread who are mad their female coworkers never look at them lol.


I don't think that's it. I think most of us are laughing at you and simultaneously hoping you don't kidnap her. Because obviously she's asking for it by looking in your general direction.

Or she's just at work and should be allowed to look at people and not have that means she wants to frick you. Call us crazy though.
This post was edited on 3/13/23 at 3:55 pm
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11620 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:52 pm to
In order for you to know that she is making eye contact with you means you are making eye contact with her.

NB4 the spinoff thread titled, "My male coworker makes eye contact with me every time I walk by his office."
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28596 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

My female coworker makes eye contact with me every time she walks by my office.

Apparently you also make eye contact with her every time she walks by, or else you wouldn't know.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28596 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

SouthEndzoneTiger

That's scary.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10059 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 3:59 pm to
She wants the D bro
Posted by Tommy Noble
Member since May 2013
751 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:05 pm to
Hot take low Tboy. I think it’s pretty common to look up sometimes when you hear approaching footsteps. I don’t look up every time, but when I do and it’s her she’s staring straight at me every single time. Sometimes there’s a smile. It probably means nothing but I wanted the OT’s take to be sure.
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
6633 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:08 pm to
maybe she's heard that you're going to be laid off and she feels sorry for you...
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37539 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:13 pm to
What's the name plate on the door say? Therapist? With awkward spacing in the middle?
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6358 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:21 pm to
you avert your eyes like a wuss dont you?

Also, eye contact is normal, so.......
This post was edited on 3/13/23 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Summerchild
On top of the world.
Member since Dec 2022
382 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

NB4 the spinoff thread titled, "My male coworker makes eye contact with me every time I walk by his office."


I was really fighting the urge to start that thread.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:35 pm to
if i find a woman attractive i stare at her until she has no choice but to look back.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:45 pm to
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just a reminder. Never sleep with a coworker no matter how tempting it might be


Also known as "never stick your dick in your cash register"
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23831 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:51 pm to
Doesn't matter what message she's sending, leave it alone if you like your job. Now days, the odds are stacked overwhelmingly against men.
Regardless how a consenting relationship begins, the ending could get complicated.
Bitches be crazy.
I'm qualified to speak on this. That being said, I probably would but I'm somewhat self destructive.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15278 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:54 pm to
She’s about to report you to HR. Just go ahead and pack your shite up now it won’t be long. Then she will have your job.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102777 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 4:58 pm to
She wants your job and is baiting you into hitting on her so she can report you to HR for harassment and get you fired
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12620 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:12 pm to
I know a dude named Steve. He is around 25. One of his female coworkers named Carla told him he was frickable. Steve became giddy and within a couple of weeks both he and Carla were getting it on.

Steve thought Carla was a bit bi-polar cause she had another dude on the side.

I told Steve to not jeopardize his future by potentially getting Carla pregnant. She wanted it raw as it appeared.

Turns out after about three months, Carla and Steve don’t even talk at the company and it creates an arkward situation. Apparently, Carla cut off the pussy and Steve on social media.

I hope Steve had fun because now he seems depressed. He is a good dude that almost created some major issues.
Posted by BellYeah
Member since Aug 2021
91 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 5:12 pm to
Probably making sure you’re awake if you’re on company’s time
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