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Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:18 am to Chicken
My dog once expressed his anal glands on my arm. I had to cut it off.
Not really, but the thought crossed my mind. It was disgusting. I'd probably burn those shorts.
Not really, but the thought crossed my mind. It was disgusting. I'd probably burn those shorts.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:26 am to Chicken
Add a cup of white vinegar to the softener cycle.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:59 am to Chicken
No but my breakfast is now. Thanks.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:00 am to Chicken
Is his name Larry Leo?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:01 am to Chicken
This is a very "Oweo-ish" post birdman.
This post was edited on 2/28/18 at 10:02 am
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:02 am to Chicken
quote:As Owlie has said here numerous times:
I assume that a good washing will rid them of the smell but it’s an amazing stench.
“Everything that comes out of a butt stinks.”
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:04 am to Chicken
subtle i never pooped my pants as an adult brag.
oxyclean should do the trick, spray with tide stain release and they should be fine. not ruined
oxyclean should do the trick, spray with tide stain release and they should be fine. not ruined
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:07 am to Chicken
quote:
He was sitting in my lap as we drove around town...he started expressing his anal glands when I started faster driving on the freeway. He has expressed them before, but never while he sat on me.
I love these shorts...Johnny O Tailgaters. I assume that a good washing will rid them of the smell but it’s an amazing stench.
Dear god. This is right up there with a Rebeloke thread.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:08 am to Chicken
It should come out in the wash, but pre-treat it to be safe.
Don't you get your dog groomed? They take care of that unmentionable part.
Don't you get your dog groomed? They take care of that unmentionable part.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:10 am to Chicken
Fisting your dog's arse and driving is not safe, Chicken
This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:12 am to Chicken
My dry cleaner Kalunda can handle This Kind of Job..
Bring your dog to his office and throw the shorts in the garbage.
Bring your dog to his office and throw the shorts in the garbage.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:13 am to PolyPusher86
quote:Chicken hacked.
Wtf is this?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:16 am to Chicken
quote:Where did you hear this term that made you want to run here and use it in a sentence?
expressed his anal glands
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:20 am to Chicken
I’d try some Fels-Naptha if you really are attached to the shorts. Alternatively there has got to be some hoarder on eBay with some new old stock of the shorts as a replacement.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:27 am to ell_13
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Chicken, forgot to use your arse alter?
Rex?!?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:27 am to Chicken
What sort of woman drives around—on the freeway, no less—with their little accessory dog on their lap?
Also:
I have somehow managed to make it 40 years without ever being exposed to this phrase. So....thanks.
Also:
quote:
expressed his anal glands
I have somehow managed to make it 40 years without ever being exposed to this phrase. So....thanks.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:32 am to Hot Carl
I’m getting pet ads so, so I think this is chicken driving some ad revenue.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:37 am to southernelite
I have had my German Shepherd's glands expressed a couple of times. The last time the vet told me how easy it was and I could do it at home. I laughed and said there is a lot of things I will do for my dog, but I am not sticking my fingers in her arse doc, that is what I pay your for. Think they charge 25 to do it, but it is worth it not to have that smell lingering around.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:41 am to southernelite
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I’m getting pet ads so, so I think this is chicken driving some ad revenue.
That sneaky bastard.
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