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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?

Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:42 am to
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:42 am to
quote:

get a cat


Then you deal with toxoplasmosis...

Ewwww...leading cause for homeless psychotics in America
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:42 am to
pic of chick before the anal mishap---fyi, he's a runner.



j o t-gaters


Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:45 am to
deets on j o t-gater shorts...cost $85


DETAILING:
Chino-style
Fleece-lined
Double welt back pockets with buttons
Front slash pockets
Front stash pocket
Bottle opener inside right leg <<<<<< this
Zipper fly with button closure
Contrast embroidered logo on front
Patch ‘Tailgater’ wording above back pocket
10" inseam
Import
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:47 am to
list of posters who own j o t-gater shorts

chicken
yellowfin
rummy


list of posters saving up to get those shorts

skillet
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Johnny O Tailgaters


chicken couldn't even spell it correctly, how are we supposed to believe he isn't a roundtree and york dillards sale kinda guy?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77713 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:59 am to
quote:

how are we supposed to believe he isn't a roundtree and york dillards sale kinda guy?


2 things...
-you better put a sock in it, Mister Man.
- Don't criticize him, you can't even use your shift key.

Don't worry Chicken, I got your back.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26339 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:27 am to
Trying to drive that ad revenue for the new official dog shite stain protection sponsor of TD?

Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:31 am to
Guess thats one way not to smell like corndogs.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26234 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:33 am to
Not sure if serious, but this will work:

Nature's Miracle Dog Urine Remover
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27718 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:52 am to
Carl, he is a puppy and he was sitting in the passenger seat. Must have gotten scared and then climbed on me...then it happened.

And i had never heard of it either until we got a dog.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37483 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 12:08 pm to
I would have thrown that dog out of the window of the car
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36587 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 12:22 pm to
I’ve owned dogs my whole life and I have no idea what any of this means.
Posted by LSUexile
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2004
541 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 12:27 pm to
Chicken, some breeds are more prone to this than others. Most dog salons will express the glands when they bathe the dog if you request it. There are also sprays and wipes you can use to clean up the dog afterwards. Our Springer Spaniel has the problem when she is under stress. Not sure about the shorts though. That stuff is nasty.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 12:29 pm to
Fred, please anchor this thread.

Believe in yourself the way I believe in you.
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4754 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 1:13 pm to
nvm
This post was edited on 2/28/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7578 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

He was sitting in my lap as we drove around town

Lap dog = Cat
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
3122 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 1:33 pm to
Just wash them, don’t be a pussy.
Posted by G Khan
the basin
Member since Mar 2007
534 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 1:40 pm to
Hacked?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23558 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 1:44 pm to
Hose em off first then throw them in the wash. They should be okay.
This post was edited on 2/28/18 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56207 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 2:24 pm to
Your dog did you a favor. Now, no other dog will try to frick you up the arse.
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