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Chicken
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My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
He was sitting in my lap as we drove around town...he started expressing his anal glands when I started driving faster on the freeway. He has expressed them before, but never while he sat on me.

I love these shorts...Johnny O Tailgaters. I assume that a good washing will rid them of the smell but it’s an amazing stench.

Wow.

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Commandeaux
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
Is that your fetish?


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PolyPusher86
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Member since Jun 2010
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
Wtf is this?


Olric
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
No, but my breakfast is


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deeprig9
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
It will wash out.


terd ferguson
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
This thread is fricked up.


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ell_13
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
Chicken, forgot to use your arse alter?


LSUBoo
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
My dog did that to me once.

I thought the smell would never go away.


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CajunPhil
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Chimes
Member since Aug 2013
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
No problem. His anal glands should be fine.


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SabiDojo
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
I'd throw them out. Sounds like your schnookums got red-pilled


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TH03
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
You gotta bring them in to get those glands expressed, baw.


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TigerFanInSouthland
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Member since Aug 2012
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
You would whack this post if anybody else posted it.


Napoleon
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
You're enough of a baller to not wear dog shite shorts.


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TheCaterpillar
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Member since Jan 2004
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
Wash on hot and its fine.

It cracks me up that when we get my dog bathed it only costs $5 for them to express his glands. $5 is all it costs to finger and squeeze my dogs a-hole, but I can't buy a movie ticket for that anymore.


ehidal1
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
You solve the world’s complex business application problems but you can’t get anal gland spray out of your jorts? Come on, man.


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Jack Daniel
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
Was your fly open?


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Will Cover
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?


upgrayedd
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
quote:

You would whack this post if anybody else posted it.
Image: https://i.imgur.com/IMj1JE0.gif


Scooba
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Member since Jun 2013
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re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
I think you're supposed to pee on it.

Either way you need to establish dominance over your malti-poo.


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Chicken
USA Fan
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
14241 posts

re: My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
If they express his glands, does that mean he won’t express them at home? And how often do you get them to express his glands?


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