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My dog just expressed his anal glands all over my shorts...are they ruined?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:55 am
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:55 am
He was sitting in my lap as we drove around town...he started expressing his anal glands when I started driving faster on the freeway. He has expressed them before, but never while he sat on me.
I love these shorts...Johnny O Tailgaters. I assume that a good washing will rid them of the smell but it’s an amazing stench.
Wow.
I love these shorts...Johnny O Tailgaters. I assume that a good washing will rid them of the smell but it’s an amazing stench.
Wow.
This post was edited on 2/28/18 at 11:29 am
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Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:56 am to Chicken
Is that your fetish?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:56 am to Chicken
Wtf is this?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:56 am to Chicken
No, but my breakfast is
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:56 am to Chicken
It will wash out.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:56 am to Chicken
This thread is fricked up.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:57 am to Chicken
Chicken, forgot to use your arse alter?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:57 am to Chicken
My dog did that to me once.
I thought the smell would never go away.
I thought the smell would never go away.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:57 am to Chicken
No problem. His anal glands should be fine.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:57 am to Chicken
I'd throw them out. Sounds like your schnookums got red-pilled
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:58 am to Chicken
You gotta bring them in to get those glands expressed, baw.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:58 am to Chicken
You would whack this post if anybody else posted it.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:58 am to Chicken
You're enough of a baller to not wear dog shite shorts.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:59 am to Chicken
Wash on hot and its fine.
It cracks me up that when we get my dog bathed it only costs $5 for them to express his glands. $5 is all it costs to finger and squeeze my dogs a-hole, but I can't buy a movie ticket for that anymore.
It cracks me up that when we get my dog bathed it only costs $5 for them to express his glands. $5 is all it costs to finger and squeeze my dogs a-hole, but I can't buy a movie ticket for that anymore.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:59 am to Chicken
You solve the world’s complex business application problems but you can’t get anal gland spray out of your jorts? Come on, man.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:59 am to Chicken
Was your fly open?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:59 am to Chicken
Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:00 am to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
You would whack this post if anybody else posted it.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:00 am to Chicken
I think you're supposed to pee on it.
Either way you need to establish dominance over your malti-poo.
Either way you need to establish dominance over your malti-poo.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:00 am to TheCaterpillar
If they express his glands, does that mean he won’t express them at home? And how often do you get them to express his glands?
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