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re: My company's Christmas party is tonight... any good work party stories from the OT?
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:16 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:16 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I’ve worked from home since 2016 so no holiday party experience for me.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:18 pm to NIH
I am sure it’s during the workday, you dingus.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:18 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
We had a guy get so drunk he pissed all over himself and hung around until the party was over.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:19 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
No good Christmas parties take place at companies bought out by Private Equity.
Some friends of mine in a radio group that was family owned told me the owners went all out, lots of gift given from advertisers, two live bands, huge hall rented and all you can eat and drink.
Then the next year they got bought out by Private Equity. They were told no Christmas Party and their gift from the company was a Ham from Costco.
Some friends of mine in a radio group that was family owned told me the owners went all out, lots of gift given from advertisers, two live bands, huge hall rented and all you can eat and drink.
Then the next year they got bought out by Private Equity. They were told no Christmas Party and their gift from the company was a Ham from Costco.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:32 pm to Athis
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The whole thing escalated to where the husband punched the SR right in the face.. The SR went down..

Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:31 pm to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
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One of my new neighbors called the cops.
A good neighbor would had joined in beating the guys arse.
Makes for a good story in the future and it’s always fun to have a good laugh.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:36 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
“When I was the head coach at a Big 10 school, I ………”
Posted on 12/11/25 at 7:00 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
A buddy got shot by a drunk idiot he was trying to help at his wife's company Christmas party in 2018. His 12 minute story on you tube here LINK
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 12/11/25 at 7:09 pm to Tiger Ryno
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No possible good can come from attending a company xmas party.
Absolutely true….just show up to let everyone know you were there and then inconspicuously slide out before people start doing shite that can get them fired!
Posted on 12/11/25 at 7:11 pm to ClemsonKitten
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ClemsonKitten
Walt has a new alter
Posted on 12/11/25 at 7:21 pm to jorconalx
I havent worked many places that had big parties like most. But I did go to a few with girlfriends over the years to theirs and some of the shenanigans I saw I couldn't image happening at places I worked.
Fights, crying, screaming. Just people that drank way too much. Good times
I would never let my Co workers or boss see me out of control like that.
Fights, crying, screaming. Just people that drank way too much. Good times
I would never let my Co workers or boss see me out of control like that.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:01 pm to Salmon
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I also now limit myself to 2 drinks at any company party. Lesson learned.
Never be the drunkest person at the company party.
Rule to live by.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:05 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
If it's open bar be prepared for some great entertainment.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:07 pm to achenator
That's a wild video... Sedarius Dennis got convicted, thankfully.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:45 pm to grizzlylongcut
quote:executive fry chef
executive
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:46 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Many years ago - Chief compliance officer got so fricked up and fell and knocked her head and was concussed. Some weird cultish people at the company surrounded her and started speaking in tongues trying to heal her.
She was subsequently fired.
She was subsequently fired.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:48 pm to Eurocat
quote:not 100% accurate…at least not all private equity owned businesses. Each office location we have has a really nice restaurant dinner with no set menu and open bar until close.
No good Christmas parties take place at companies bought out by Private Equity.
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Parent company is in the UK. They used to fly everyone in during this week from all over the world. Last time they did it a VP over there took out his dong and balls and plopped them in a full beer pint in front of some ladies.
Took forever but he was finally let go months later.
We now just have everyone in the US together after the holidays at the US office. Between dongs in beer and the cost to fly everyone, they have kept it to each country doing their own.
Took forever but he was finally let go months later.
We now just have everyone in the US together after the holidays at the US office. Between dongs in beer and the cost to fly everyone, they have kept it to each country doing their own.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:35 pm to Slippy
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Law firms were crazy places back in the 90's and early 2000's.
And how.
My first firm was relatively tame. I was actually the party animal during the summers. During an interview with King and Spalding in 2001 I think, the guys interviewing me were openly talking about taking summer associates to strip clubs.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:48 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
At my company Christmas party some years ago the COO shite his pants and then passed out. His wife made him go to AA after that
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