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My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:53 am
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:53 am
So I have a friend who lives in Shreveport. He is mid-40's and married. According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years, so he decided to try his luck with an escort.
He went on something called adultsearch and went to the Shreveport location. Found a chick who goes by the name Patel Brown. I would link, but not sure if it is a bannable offense. She is easy enough to find for those who are curious.
Decided to text her for a session. She would only agree to see him if she could verify he is not the police and could only do that if he gave her his full name. My buddy foolishly went along with her demands because he was stupid and horny.
She proceeded to find him on Facebook and now knows who his wife is and where he works. She is demanding he give her money on cashapp or she says she will send text history to his wife and place of employment.
My buddy is dumb as shite for doing this, but what the hell does he do now? I told him the chick is probably some dude from Zimbawbe who is just running a scam on dudes all over the country. He cant go to the police for obvious reasons.
Its kind of funny the mess he got himself into, but he shouldnt have to pay someone thousands to keep his life from being blown up.
So what would the OT advise him to do?
He went on something called adultsearch and went to the Shreveport location. Found a chick who goes by the name Patel Brown. I would link, but not sure if it is a bannable offense. She is easy enough to find for those who are curious.
Decided to text her for a session. She would only agree to see him if she could verify he is not the police and could only do that if he gave her his full name. My buddy foolishly went along with her demands because he was stupid and horny.
She proceeded to find him on Facebook and now knows who his wife is and where he works. She is demanding he give her money on cashapp or she says she will send text history to his wife and place of employment.
My buddy is dumb as shite for doing this, but what the hell does he do now? I told him the chick is probably some dude from Zimbawbe who is just running a scam on dudes all over the country. He cant go to the police for obvious reasons.
Its kind of funny the mess he got himself into, but he shouldnt have to pay someone thousands to keep his life from being blown up.
So what would the OT advise him to do?
This post was edited on 4/25/21 at 8:36 am
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Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:54 am to BayouCatFan
Fake. But I’ll listen.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:55 am to BayouCatFan
Epic post
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:55 am to BayouCatFan
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:55 am to BayouCatFan
You should probably fake your death and leave the country.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:56 am to BayouCatFan
I can't imagine living in Shreveport, but having to do it with no nookie?
FML
FML
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:56 am to BayouCatFan
Turrrible....
This is worse than the sugar daddy bullshite thread.
This is worse than the sugar daddy bullshite thread.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:56 am to BayouCatFan
quote:This is what the OT is for
My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:57 am to BayouCatFan
Sorry about your dry spell
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:57 am to BayouCatFan
Tell him to say “we don’t negotiate with terrorist” and let the chips fall where they may. If he only had sex with this wife 2 times in 5 years he won’t be losing much.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:57 am to BayouCatFan
If he’s only had sex with his wife twice in the past 5 years then it doesn’t sound like paying off the hooker would be doing anything except delaying the inevitable.
Of course, this is probably all fake.
Of course, this is probably all fake.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:57 am to BayouCatFan
Bluff and say he'll take a charge while also turning her in for prostitution and now extortion if she doesn't frick off.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:58 am to BayouCatFan
Well to be honest, he deserves it for being this stupid.
It’s easy to get a google number and set up a fake Facebook account. Idiot.
It’s easy to get a google number and set up a fake Facebook account. Idiot.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:58 am to BayouCatFan
quote:
According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years,
If this was my marriage, I’d call that bitch’s bluff.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:58 am to KyleOrtonsMustache
quote:
If he only had sex with this wife 2 times in 5 years he won’t be losing much.
Depends on if you consider half of everything "much".
Doesn't matter, though. This is a fairytale.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:58 am to BayouCatFan
He needs to get ahead and let everyone know his phone was hacked or lost.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:59 am to KyleOrtonsMustache
quote:
Tell him to say “we don’t negotiate with terrorist” and let the chips fall where they may. If he only had sex with this wife 2 times in 5 years he won’t be losing much.
This.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:59 am to BayouCatFan
He should tell his wife to put out or he's leaving.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 11:59 am to BayouCatFan
This is absolutely where I parked my car.
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