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re: My anaconda dont want none unless you got some son
Posted on 3/6/19 at 11:58 am to Placebeaux
Posted on 3/6/19 at 11:58 am to Placebeaux
quote:
My anaconda dont want none unless you got some son
Works every time
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Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:13 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
You thought you wouldn't get called out for getting these lyrics wrong.
That's the OTs version
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:19 pm to porkrind
quote:
The largest anaconda ever measured was almost 28 feet long with a girth of 44 inches.
and is an unconfirmed story generally considered to be bullshite by experts.
You won't find a single confirmed record of an anaconda more than 18 feet, as I said. Lots of websites list them being longer, even some you'd think were reputable, but they're based off of hearsay. There's no scientific paper that has measured them longer than 18 feet. There's no photo of anyone measuring one that long in the amazon. There are none that ever turn up that large in surveys of them. None of the thousands in captivity ever get that large, despite the fact that it's easier to grow a large snake in captivity than it is in the wild.
The CONFIRMED record is 18 feet. I maybe should have specified that in my first post.
This post was edited on 3/6/19 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:26 pm to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
This it?
I think this is it. Somewhere in Central America.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:37 pm to SSpaniel
The get big from eating blood orchids
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:38 pm to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
The get big from eating blood orchids
18 feet my arse. Clearly that one is MUCH larger than 18 feet.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:43 pm to Placebeaux
And it will never get old.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:48 pm to Placebeaux
*buns, hon
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:51 pm to Placebeaux
Nothing a 12 gauge can't handle. Shoot it and feed the villagers. 
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:52 pm to CaptainsWafer
Lot of OT amateurs in this thread
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:55 pm to SSpaniel
quote:You don't think that's real, do you?
18 feet my arse. Clearly that one is MUCH larger than 18 feet.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:12 pm to SSpaniel
how many elephants do you think there are in central america?
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:21 pm to Placebeaux
Hell naw.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:22 pm to LSUWoodworker
Am I the only person who can actually hear the black guys voice saying “Oh, Hell No” in that gif?
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:24 pm to phutureisyic
Thats not a real anaconda.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:28 pm to phutureisyic
I wonder what happened to snake boy?
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:35 pm to Placebeaux
Yeah that thing right there needs a visit from Mr. Brrrrrrttt himself.
And if that's not enough, there's this also.
And if that's not enough, there's this also.
This post was edited on 3/6/19 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:45 pm to Placebeaux
Yeah, frick that.
Even if it is a fake.
Even if it is a fake.
This post was edited on 3/6/19 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 3/6/19 at 2:09 pm to pussywillows
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how many elephants do you think there are in central america?
Plenty. The drug lords used to keep them as pets. Here:
Then, when they got too big, they turned them loose. Only to be eaten by gigantic anacondas.
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