re: Most public place you’ve ever had sex

The Travis Scott fortnite concert

Boat launch parking lot

A long, long time ago .... in a tree on the lakefront in NOLA. Almost once in freefall on a jump in San Diego was pretty neat. Youth is a wonderful thing. The ladies lose their sense of adventure as they get older.

I got busted by a cop getting a blowjob in the car at night once. The cop snuck up on us in a pretty much empty, dark parking lot by coasting up behind in neutral with no lights and the engine cut off. Kinda creepy if you think about it. At any rate, next thing I know there's a flashlight shining through my window as I tried to fold my junk over into my pants in a fraction of a second.

The good news is...I had just finished barely a moment before, but not all of the evidence was vacuumed up in time. A certain someone immediately became incensed when the cop asked what we were doing and what was on her pants leg. I was just silent and more worried about the two open containers in plain view. She gave the ridiculous response that she had allergies and I just shook my head. The cop said something like "get a damn hotel room" then got in his cruiser and left us without any further questions.

That could have ended so much worse.

How did a cop getting a blowjob bust you?

Apartment balcony
Hotel balcony
Cruise balcony
Backseat of car(vacant parking lot is too obvious, so I'll include the drive in movie theater.
Movie theater (not full on sex, but I fingered her)

Long story but well worth it

Living in Dallas/Grapevine off 121 at a place called Mansions by the Vineyard (called something else now). Buddy brings home a hooter’s girl and us 3 decide we going swimming at 2am. Within 5 minutes she’s skinny dipping and climbing on this big rock waterfall. Buddy follows suit. I’m chilling in a hot tub. Then she disappears and pops up on the roof of the front office. Buddy follows her. The bitch is tight roping across the A frame of the roof, death if she stumbles (pretty sure she was coked up). I’m pretty nervous cause I’m the one who lived there so I climb up with the intention of coaxing them down. I get up there with only a beach towel, she’s sitting on one, naked. Buddy busy trying to get into this room that looks like a light house. 30 secs later, she’s blowing me. Couple minutes after that....fricking Po Po EVERYWHERE. Like 6 units, 2 of them suburbans. Can only imagine that when the call came in they all said “we gotta see this shite”. We scatter like frickin roaches. Cops corner me and my buddy as soon as we jump down.

Now comes the best part....
Cop says “where’s the girl?”. I can see her bout 30 feet away, hiding butt arse naked in the bushes. So I’m not gonna rat right? Thought she might get away.
Cop then says “Lemme get this straight, it’s just y’all 2 up there? Naked?”......
Me: “OH frick NO LOOK THAT BITCH RIGHT THERE IN THEM BUSHES!”

Took all 3 of us to jail, in beach towels. No clue where my swimsuit went. Slept on concrete in an orange jumpsuit. But when my friends came bail me out in the morning...I’ll be dam if every jailer didn’t high five me on the way out. Lol.

She broke her foot. She showed up the next day at my apartment to get her purse. Awkward as hell lol

On top of a main landing gear tire of a static display B-52 at Chanute AFB, Illinois.

Awesome feeling busting a nut on one of the very aircraft that had been used to drop 500 lber's on Ho Chi Mein and his ilk during the Nam years.


( She may have been an OT 3.8 but during tech school we all graded on a curve. )

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Can’t say cause my son will read my post and realize I’m a perv.

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Post it on the Arky Board, I’ll hope that there’s no chance of it standing out there?