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re: Most embarrassing moment at work for you is?
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:03 pm to iamAG
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:03 pm to iamAG
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Mine happened yesterday. So, my company does all these things to try and get the office healthy. I run that program as I am in HR and I was a personal trainer,as well as a D1 athlete in college. The rest of the department is women and an obese man so the job became mine this year.
We do these workouts the last hour of the day,three days a week, for those who want to come they get a reward at the end of the year if they meet certain things.
Anyways, I run the workouts. Eveyone was watching me show them how to do a proper crunch. The room was dead silent then I slip the loudest fart I have ever done. Everyone is literally LMAO. I played it off but was truly really embarrassed.
Make me feel better by telling me your embarrassing story at work.
This is what I read. "I make this thread about something else, but I just want everyone to know I run the health program at work and use to be a D1 athlete, but I am not going to tell yall which sport I participated in because everyone will give me shite about it. And I work in HR so everyone is cool with me" (but the truth is, they are only acting "cool" with you because you are HR, but in reality they think you suck).
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:03 pm to The Torch
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I was a personal trainer,as well as a D1 athlete in college
You ran crosscountry didn't you? Most D1's don't explain their resume like that. Only those that were barely D1's like walkons and runners
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:04 pm to iamAG
Coming back from lunch with my entire department I feel this pain, we are Downtown Dallas so we are walking.
There's a bathroom on the 2nd floor so while everyone takes the elevator I go up the stairs while squeezing my arse cheeks together.
The bathroom was down the hall to the right but I forgot and turned left, shite down both legs.
I had to call my manager (thank god I had my cell), then walk two blocks and ride the train back to my car with my pants full.
TRUE STORY
There's a bathroom on the 2nd floor so while everyone takes the elevator I go up the stairs while squeezing my arse cheeks together.
The bathroom was down the hall to the right but I forgot and turned left, shite down both legs.
I had to call my manager (thank god I had my cell), then walk two blocks and ride the train back to my car with my pants full.
TRUE STORY
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:04 pm to OweO
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This is what I read. "I make this thread about something else, but I just want everyone to know I run the health program at work and use to be a D1 athlete, but I am not going to tell yall which sport I participated in because everyone will give me shite about it. And I work in HR so everyone is cool with me" (but the truth is, they are only acting "cool" with you because you are HR, but in reality they think you suck).
you know you fouled up when OweO calls you out for attention whoring
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:04 pm to iamAG
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I am in HR
That's embarrassing enough
No need to read more
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:05 pm to iamAG
My shoe sole gave in the first day of my current job. That was embarrassing.
Tried to "patch it" up but my boss noticed it, still gave me shite about it from time to time.
And there are no stores even close to the office
Tried to "patch it" up but my boss noticed it, still gave me shite about it from time to time.
And there are no stores even close to the office
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:06 pm to Slim_Charles69
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Got caught masterbaiting in my boss's office
Did he join in when he caught you?
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:06 pm to OweO
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you run the workout
quote:
OweO
Well we know you don't Run it
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:08 pm to iamAG
Punched a hole in the wall after someone stole my phone, changed my ringtone to an acapella song that I created, hid it, and kept calling it throughout the day.
Felt pretty embarrassed and went to anger management for a few weeks after.
Felt pretty embarrassed and went to anger management for a few weeks after.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:09 pm to iamAG
I was working long hours in the Louisana Summer refurbishing a jack-up boat. Was standing near a mobile crane talking to the operator. Apparently I fell asleep, when I hit the ground I woke up and jumped to my feet. The operator said he saw my head bobbing but I had dark glasses so he couldn't see my eyes.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:09 pm to RGJ18
That's some psycho shite baw. You would've murdered the people at my old job
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:10 pm to iamAG
I got stuck in the glory hole and maintenance had to come in and remove the stall partition.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:10 pm to SuperSaint
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quote:
you run the workout
quote:
OweO
Well we know you don't Run it
I didn't think I had to make the obvious joke before posting this.. Because I figured.. It was too obvious that no one would waste their time making it.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:11 pm to iamAG
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Everyone is literally LMAO.
Everyone is literally laughing my arse off?
That acronym doesnt work there
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:12 pm to OweO
quote:its still funny and I got a belly chuckle
didn't think I had to make the obvious joke before posting this.. Because I figured.. It was too obvious that no one would waste their time making it.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:13 pm to Hester Carries
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doesnt work there
nor does that
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:13 pm to OweO
I was a walk on baseball player at the flagship university and had two official abs and 3 innings caught in my career. I was really just making a point that I have been around fitness my while life, but clearly missed the ball.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:14 pm to iamAG
Not me, but one of my former employees. We hired her right out of school. Very shy and timid. She goes to the bathroom one morning, is in there for a little while, comes out and goes back to her desk. A minute or two goes by and I notice water is starting to come out of the women's bathroom into the office. I look over at her and she's hiding her face, but I can tell she's crying. I go into the bathroom and her shite is on the floor and the toilet is over flowing. She never said sorry, never offered to help clean it up. After I cleaned it up and mopped the floors I told her to go home and don't come back.
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:15 pm to iamAG
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I am in HR and I was a personal trainer,as well as a D1 athlete in college
Not so subtle brag
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