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Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:30 pm to iamAG
There are a lot of pants shitters up in here. I'm so proud of the OT right now.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:33 pm to Blob Fish
If anyone says they've never sharted they're a damn liar.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:34 pm to iamAG
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Most embarrassing moment at work for you is?
Forgot to bring my ID to the welfare office.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:34 pm to SuperSaint
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didn't think I had to make the obvious joke before posting this.. Because I figured.. It was too obvious that no one would waste their time making it.
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its still funny and I got a belly chuckle
FWIW, I laughed, too.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:41 pm to lsugrad35
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sounds like a dick
He sorta was. His engineer left on vacation my last two weeks, and he was stuck with me for some critical work. Knocked it out of the park and got a job from it.
Then turned it down
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:55 pm to colorchangintiger
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After I cleaned it up and mopped the floors I told her to go home and don't come back.
Her: "I got fired today. My first day on the job!"
Her Friend: "What did you do?"
Her: "I had to go to the bathroom really bad. My stomach was killing me. So I go take the cleveland browns to the super bowl and the goddamn toilet backed up. Water from the bathroom started flowing into the office. My boss went into the bathroom, my shite was everywhere. After he cleaned and mopped the bathroom he told me to go home and never come back again".
That's funny as hell, but I am sure she was embarrassed as hell and didn't know what to do.. Was she hot? I am just thinking about how it must have been for her to explain to the people close to her, why she got fired..lol.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:00 pm to iamAG
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I was a walk on baseball player at the flagship university and had two official abs and 3 innings caught in my career. I was really just making a point that I have been around fitness my while life, but clearly missed the ball.
You sound a lot like a guy I drink beers with...
Do you sell fabrication materials for warehouses?
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:52 pm to Hester Carries
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go on...
he edited about the same time, OP was their
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:03 pm to iamAG
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,as well as a D1 athlete in college.
Bowling team? Ultimate Frisbee is a club sport and doesnt count btw
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:05 pm to iamAG
Two come to mind. Not really all that embarrassing, but could have been.
One was at a happy hour retirement party. HR girl was always a little free with talking about "inappropriate" with the guys when we grabbed drinks after work. I usually kept my distance since I know at some point that would be trouble. Well, this time I was hammered. She was well built up top and knew it. She was talking about her big boobs and how one of the other girls in the office had seen them. I apparently asked her to see them, and that it's not fair that I can't just because I'm a guy. I didn't really remember that until the next day at work. I was embarrassed until I realized she didn't care, so I just owned it.
Second went unnoticed, but could have been horrid. My job sometimes requires me to pull 48+ hour sessions with client engineers. In between operations, you catch a nap here and there. Well, sometimes, when a man sleeps, he wakes up a little "stiff" if you know what I mean. I'm half chubbed up in sleeping in an office chair. Thank god no-one saw. One of my co-workers (a woman) came in to say we were about to start up in 10-15 minutes. I go to stand and am like a 6th grader asked to go to the chalk board. I pull the "i'll be there in a second".
One was at a happy hour retirement party. HR girl was always a little free with talking about "inappropriate" with the guys when we grabbed drinks after work. I usually kept my distance since I know at some point that would be trouble. Well, this time I was hammered. She was well built up top and knew it. She was talking about her big boobs and how one of the other girls in the office had seen them. I apparently asked her to see them, and that it's not fair that I can't just because I'm a guy. I didn't really remember that until the next day at work. I was embarrassed until I realized she didn't care, so I just owned it.
Second went unnoticed, but could have been horrid. My job sometimes requires me to pull 48+ hour sessions with client engineers. In between operations, you catch a nap here and there. Well, sometimes, when a man sleeps, he wakes up a little "stiff" if you know what I mean. I'm half chubbed up in sleeping in an office chair. Thank god no-one saw. One of my co-workers (a woman) came in to say we were about to start up in 10-15 minutes. I go to stand and am like a 6th grader asked to go to the chalk board. I pull the "i'll be there in a second".
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:20 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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That's some psycho shite baw. You would've murdered the people at my old job
It's a scene from the office.
Video
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:23 pm to OweO
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Was she hot? I am just thinking about how it must have been for her to explain to the people close to her, why she got fired..lol.
No and she didn't get fired for backing up the toilet, she got fired because she acted like she wasn't the one that did it and didn't even offer to help clean up.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:27 pm to 777Tiger
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he edited about the same time, OP was their
You quoted "there"
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:30 pm to Hester Carries
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You quoted "there"
actually bolded it, he used their for there in his post, now that's about enough, CASH ME OUTSIDE!
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:33 pm to The Torch
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The bathroom was down the hall to the right but I forgot and turned left, shite down both legs.
I worked with a guy who showed up about 20 minutes late for a meeting. Afterwards he told me, "I was driving in to the meeting and had to fart...and it went 3D on me." He said he had to run into a gas station bathroom, finish his business and throw away his underwear.
To this day, I tell my kids when they are pushing out farts to try to be funny..."It's all fun and games, till a fart goes 3D"
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:57 pm to 777Tiger
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he used their for there in his post,
Im he. He is me.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 5:08 pm to The Torch
I tried to sneak a fart out in my coworkers car on the way back from lunch about 10 years ago. It turned out to be a shart and I held the oh shite bar to keep my arse from sitting on his seat. We told our manager my neighbors called to tell me my dog got out and I had to run home. He didn't buy that story for one second and it was confirmed I messed my britches when I came back with different pants on.
We still all laugh about it today. The manager is about to retire. I'm gonna miss that gnome looking old man!
We still all laugh about it today. The manager is about to retire. I'm gonna miss that gnome looking old man!
Posted on 1/26/17 at 5:28 pm to The Torch
A very similar thing happened to me. I was going up the escalator and I felt the pain. It came on so fast I didn't think it was anything. I made to the one stall bathroom, thank God no one was in there. I pulled the pants down and exploded shite all over the wall in the stall. I cleaned it up and just was so thankful I didn't shite myself. There would have been no way I could have left the building without people seeing the full load in/on my pants.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 6:43 pm to OweO
I coughed in the break room, and ripped one. Just kept going like nothing happened.
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