I once walked in on my boss picking his nose. We both pretended we didn't see each other.

One day I asked the receptionist why the lobby smelled like bug spray, then I realized it was her perfume.

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Posted by X123F45

Member since Apr 2015

30003 posts

Posted on 1/26/17 at 8:04 pm to iamAG

I was showing off for the ladies at a company outing and jumped over the side of the truck from the ground.

Grabbed a loaded ice chest and jumped out the other side.

Ate complete and total shite and ended up sprawled over the ice chest.

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Posted by DawgGONIT

Member since May 2015

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Posted on 1/26/17 at 8:20 pm to OweO

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I am just thinking about how it must have been for her to explain to the people close to her, why she got fired..lol.

Just say, "I had a shitty day at work and got fired for it."

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Posted by RogerTheShrubber

Juneau, AK

Member since Jan 2009

299716 posts

Posted on 1/26/17 at 8:31 pm to iamAG

I keyed the marine radio on once on accident and spent 10 minutes blasting a fellow Mgr. It was broadcast to many vessels plus the office in which this employee was at the time. She quit that day.

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Posted by indytiger

Krotz Springs

Member since Oct 2004

10280 posts

Posted on 1/26/17 at 9:07 pm to iamAG

In the Army, I once got shithoused at my boss's house for a BBQ. I was an e4 (low level), and I called my platoon sergeant's and platoon leader's (high level) wives "fricking whores" to their faces. My PL wanted to fight, but my PSG was cool as could be.

The ironic part is the PL and his wife divorced a year later bc she was screwing around.

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Posted by Bunk Moreland

Member since Dec 2010

70020 posts

Posted on 1/26/17 at 9:10 pm to indytiger

That reminds me. X-mas party a few years ago at Senior partner's house. Junior partners don't show up because they are elsewhere trying to land clients, and I text one that he is a a "fricking homo" for not showing up.

There is nothing worse than the freakout over the weekend after the office party wondering if you'll be employed on Monday. Somehow I got through it.