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Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:25 pm to Mr Roboto
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Very small breasts. Which just so happens to be my type. Toned legs, not so much of an arse
I have an uncle I think you’d really hit it off with.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:27 pm to Mr Roboto
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Very small breasts
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not so much of an arse
Yea dude she sounds hot
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:29 pm to Mr Roboto
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Funny thing, she is petite. Very small breasts. Which just so happens to be my type. Toned legs, not so much of an arse, and I’d have to wager she has a tight pussy
That moment when you sell out your own sthick.
This post was edited on 10/27/23 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:30 pm to Mr Roboto
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I’d have to wager she has a tight pussy
OP has me convinced he really is a retarded 24 year old.
This may be legit, baws.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:31 pm to Bluefin
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Yea dude she sounds hot
Maybe not for you. But that’s what I like. My dick size is below average so I’m not trying to muck it up with a bbw. 120lbs or less is the sweet spot
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:32 pm to Mr Roboto
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Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension. She made it seem like she really wanted to know me, which I thought was odd. She seems really interested in my life and, honestly, it kind of made me feel good.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:35 pm to Mr Roboto
One of my moms friends gave me her number and invited me to a bar with her once. She was hot but I passed. But I was getting plenty. Learn from my mistake never pass up new *%^%^
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:36 pm to Mr Roboto
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I’ve thought it over and don’t really know what to do.
Yea you’re definitely gay. Just come out of the closet now dude and free your soul.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:38 pm to L1C4
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So your mom wants to hook you up with her friend?
My mom has no part in this. She invited her friend over to hang out with her. I don’t think the thought has even crossed her mind that me and her friend would hook up.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:38 pm to Mr Roboto
Give me shite that never happened for $100 Alex.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:41 pm to Mr Roboto
You how I know you’re gay?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:41 pm to Mr Roboto
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We don’t have each others phone number so she has no way of contacting me.
When I was your age I was looking up women on social media if I didn’t have their number. Surely you know how to do that too, which makes it pretty obvious this is fake.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:42 pm to Mr Roboto
Happens to me all the time. Just go for it. I’ve done it several times and it usually works out fine. Of course my moms friends are in their 70s.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:44 pm to Mr Roboto
Either none of this happened or you’re gay. If this was real and you were straight, you’d be telling a story about smashing your moms friend. Then we’d still call you a liar
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:45 pm to efrad
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When I was your age I was looking up women on social media if I didn’t have their number. Surely you know how to do that to, which makes it pretty obvious this is fake.
Tried that. She doesn’t have socials. After I got the vibe she wanted me, I took some pics of her that I could jerk to later. Should I post those? Would you believe me then?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:48 pm to Mr Roboto
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What would yall do in my situation
Smash, then smash some more.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:48 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:give me 3 minutes
Should I post those?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:49 pm to Mr Roboto
I banged OP’s mom so I think he should go ahead and JO to this fantasy he has to make everything fair
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:49 pm to Mr Roboto
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Tried that. She doesn’t have socials. After I got the vibe she wanted me, I took some pics of her that I could jerk to later. Should I post those? Would you believe me then?
Maybe. Post them, and we’ll find out.
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