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re: Moms Friend Wants Me
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:06 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:06 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
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My penis would’ve already kicked my arse for spending wetwet time clacking away at a keyboard.
She left early that night, hand to go home to take care of one of her kids. We don’t have each others phone number so she has no way of contacting me. If she was interested i would have thought by now she’d ask my mom for my number and come up with a bullshite excuse as to why she needs it. I don’t know when the next time we’ll see each other is so i’m not sure how to pursue. Maybe she was just being nice.
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Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:07 pm to Mr Roboto
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What would yall do in my situation?
Quit reading Penthouse Forum.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:07 pm to SuperSaint
For 24 this reads more like a midterm paper than a bout that action kinda guy tbqh
I’ll bet she went back and blasted herself thinking about how she made that little boy cream his pants and turn all red when she threw some of that pussy at him
I’ll bet she went back and blasted herself thinking about how she made that little boy cream his pants and turn all red when she threw some of that pussy at him
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:07 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Give her the best 47 seconds of your life.
Firs time my doctor prescribed Viagra for me, he said ‘This stuff’ll make you go for an hour !’.. then i said ‘Good, that’s 57 minutes and 30 seconds longer than ive ever gone before !’……….. Is this thing on ?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:07 pm to Mr Roboto
So your mom wants to hook you up with her friend?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:07 pm to Mr Roboto
If legit good luck with the aftermath of that one. 
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:08 pm to Mr Roboto
Cougars with retard fetishes are very rare. Go for it brother bear. Also:
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:10 pm to Mr Roboto
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i would have thought by now she’d ask my mom for my number and come up with a bullshite excuse as to why she needs it
What kind of fricking world are you living in?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:10 pm to Mr Roboto
What's Stacy's mom's name?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:13 pm to Mr Roboto
So, you're 24 and couldn't close on a single 52 year old "cougar"
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:13 pm to Mr Roboto
Pics
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:13 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
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i would have thought by now she’d ask my mom for my number and come up with a bull shite excuse as to why she needs it What kind of fricking world are you living in?
I thought about asking my mom for her number but what if I was wrong about her and she wasn’t interested. That’d be really awkward for future encounters. Idk. Maybe i’m overthinking it
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:15 pm to Mr Roboto
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That’d be really awkward for future encounters. Idk. Maybe i’m overthinking it
If you don’t know when you’ll see her again, it’s sounds like encounters are minimal and you’re just a huge pussy.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:18 pm to Mr Roboto
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She seems really interested in my life
How large would you estimate her breast are?
October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, you should have absolutely offered her a free screening and told her that's what's important in your life your right now. Saving boobs.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:18 pm to Mr Roboto
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has her shite together.
quote:
wants me
lol.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:19 pm to Mr Roboto
Would her name be Michelle Lay or Brandi Love by any chance?
This post was edited on 10/27/23 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:20 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
What would yall do in my situation?
Tell your therapist about your fantasy and listen to the advice given. Otherwise, I suggest going over to the OLE MISS board and join their fantasy post.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:21 pm to Mr Roboto
It'll be fun until she calls you your dad's name.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:23 pm to Mr Roboto
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Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:23 pm to LaBR4
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How large would you estimate her breast are?
Funny thing, she is petite. Very small breasts. Which just so happens to be my type. Toned legs, not so much of an arse, and I’d have to wager she has a tight pussy
This post was edited on 10/27/23 at 10:25 pm
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