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re: Miami stripper shows how much she makes in a week

Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1150 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:20 pm to
She'll now have one of the 80k new irs auditors personally assigned to her.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15673 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:20 pm to
She's probably frickin a couple guys a night in the VIP at $1K each. She sure as shite isn't doing 50 lap dances a night.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3212 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:20 pm to
I’ve never assigned a value to my character.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71687 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:21 pm to
For the youngins out there, counting hard currency in your car is like shooting off a flare for someone to rob you.

Also when you're gaining most of your value purely due to your looks, it will leave you in a shitty position once those looks fade. Hopefully she is leveraging her talents into doing other items like helping manage or helping the bookkeepers.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 2:23 pm
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4540 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:27 pm to
If shes started a ROTH Ira and has her bills paid, good for her. Make sure to max it out hun. After this ride ends reality will check in. Enjoy baby.

Posted by Jcorye1
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Member since Dec 2007
71687 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:28 pm to
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If shes started a ROTH Ira and has her bills paid, good for her. Make sure to max it out hun. After this ride ends reality will check in. Enjoy baby.



If she reported 300k, zero shot she has a Roth ira. I guess she could be backdooring it (heh) but cash business with that high of earnings I doubt juice is worth the squeeze anyways.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 2:30 pm
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6149 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:31 pm to
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She sure as shite isn't doing 50 lap dances a night.


Why not? 3 minute songs x 50 lap dances isn't even 3 hours of work.

She seems pretty smart and is gaming the system to get paid. I bet if she fricks it's dudes she wants to frick, but get paid to do it.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6149 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:35 pm to
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If she reported 300k, zero shot she has a Roth ira.


Since she said she didn't have the info in front of her, there's a chance it's a traditional IRA... but who knows.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13599 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:37 pm to
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Our next South Florida murder/robbery victim...


Man, I was thinking the same.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
18157 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:37 pm to
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She's thick and going to get a gut on her, but oh my, the butt shot five rows down.
Thot's insta.


Have mercy...she is not thicc. She is nicely in the middle.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41348 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:38 pm to
I mean, even if she just averages $12K per week, that's over 1/2 million a year. I never want to hear about male privilege ever again.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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18841 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:39 pm to
The IRS wants to have a word…
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103303 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:39 pm to
You too can make 15k if you are willing to slob a few knobs each night after your dances.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71687 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:40 pm to
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Since she said she didn't have the info in front of her, there's a chance it's a traditional IRA... but who knows.


Roth really wouldn't make sense since she's paying such a high tax rate already.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30319 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:46 pm to
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damn, 2 weeks vacation and she still gross $750K. More than heart surgeons.
And no student loans to repay.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58484 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:49 pm to
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Guarantee she has “entrepreneur” in her IG bio and has no idea she won’t make shite after 32


Idk how old she is but when I was younger than 32 I would've happily taken $15k a week until I was 32 then figured it out after that
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263211 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:49 pm to
She's doing a little extra for that kind of cash.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
35050 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:50 pm to
I'm sure she declared all of that income
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3985 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:51 pm to

A lot of strip clubs are money laundering fronts because they are all cash with little inventory.

She might be wisely managing her bundles of shame and paying her taxes but I wonder how her boss and his "investors" feel about her "stripper economics" lectures on Tik Toc. She might have nothing to hide but I'm willing to bet someone affiliated with that club does.



Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12794 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:54 pm to
Do we have a male equivalent?

I might consider getting in a little better shape and shaking it in a thong
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