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re: Meet the SI Swimsuit Issue's newest rookie — a 40-year-old NYC mom

Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
5140 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:19 pm to
Her face looks older than 40
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122175 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:20 pm to
Isn't MILF one of the top searched porn categories? SI knows what they are doing.
Posted by OSoBad
Member since Nov 2016
2007 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:21 pm to
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Did she get those tittays at IHOP?


She definitely got the arse from there.
Posted by Errbody
St. Tammany
Member since Feb 2022
170 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:22 pm to
Anorexia isn't sexy.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:22 pm to
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She looks like she would have a dry vagina.



But a greasy butthole.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17742 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:23 pm to
If she got a nice rack she’d be leveling up from that choad.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:27 pm to



Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6938 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:28 pm to
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A Syracuse native, Wood-Tepperberg worked as a model and cocktail waitress in her 20s. While slinging drinks at the Meatpacking District nightclub Marquee, she met husband Noah Tepperberg, the CEO behind the international restaurant empire Tao Group.
Any time a woman says that life is easier for men, just show them this story or countless others like it. You don't even have to be that attractive, just not a fatty. If you're a woman, men will lift you up to a comfortable life. Has never happened to a man.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13990 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:33 pm to
Just give me a hot 22 yr old real life Barbie Doll like the good old days.






Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4562 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:36 pm to
I've seen hotter moms in Targets in St. Louis.
Posted by Tony The Tiger
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2003
2740 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 1:38 pm to




Long and low
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:08 pm to
Hottest family in a SI Swimsuit Issue?

Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6938 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:13 pm to
How unfortunate for daughter on the left that she got Billy Joel's face. She ain't bad tho.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76321 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:20 pm to
has she been "fit shamed" yet?
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5445 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:23 pm to
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a lifestyle influencer


massively obnoxious

quote:

worked as a model and cocktail waitress in her 20s. While slinging drinks at the Meatpacking District nightclub Marquee, she met husband Noah Tepperberg, the CEO behind the international restaurant empire Tao Group.


yeah whatever this tells you...
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80385 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:24 pm to
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, but SI can do better.

Elon's 75 yr old mom was in it last year. It's dead. Just look up naked models on the internet.
Posted by Tall Tiger
Golden Rectangle
Member since Sep 2007
4268 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:52 pm to
While short on looks, that guy had a large supply of the world's oldest aphrodisiac.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109285 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:53 pm to
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Melissa Wood-Tepperberg


Wood
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 2:54 pm to
I don't understand why the bolded words are bolded.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15277 posts
Posted on 1/19/23 at 3:25 pm to
At least she is a she and is attractive.

I’ll allow it.
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