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re: Meet the San Francisco woman who charges $30,000 to name your baby

Posted on 9/28/25 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5728 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 5:56 pm to
Damn, I might make this a side hustle. Unfortunately here in BR I can only charge like 3.50.
Posted by Dr Rosenrosen
Member since May 2006
4267 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 6:05 pm to
$30K is nothing for VCs and tech millionaires in SF
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
7898 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 6:15 pm to
I wonder what kind of long arse Bollywood style names shes been able to come up with.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11550 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 6:15 pm to
It is morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money,

W.C. Fields
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:03 pm to
I would be disappointed to find out that my parents paid someone 30k to name me.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73698 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:21 pm to
Hell, I’ll do it for 1/3 that price.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26668 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:26 pm to
I paid this broad and she suggested I name my daughter Clyde.

30k down the fricking drain and now Clyde is pissed at me for pissing away her college fund.
This post was edited on 9/28/25 at 7:27 pm
Posted by artisticsavant
Member since Mar 2017
5436 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:36 pm to
I hope some white kids get names with hyphens and apostrophes if that's the going rate
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18719 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:53 pm to
You want a beautiful name? Soda
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19980 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:55 pm to
Plenty of guys pay tons of money to OF chicks so this doesn’t surprise me at all.

If people want to pay for that, they are stupid but i ain’t hating on her. If people are gonna pay her for that, i get why she does it
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26708 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

"There's a sucker born every minute"


Bet you can’t name them though
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21363 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

You want a beautiful name? Soda


Sodapop Curtis already used it.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
3019 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:19 am to
quote:

the smart woman who found a better way than OF to make money


Now that pics of her are out there, she'll probably discover that she can make even more money by whoring herself on OF.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85552 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:27 am to
I mean, there's worse things out there
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71102 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 6:33 am to
quote:

I paid this broad and she suggested I name my daughter Clyde.



Well it is california


Posted by WarBoudin
Member since Aug 2024
1083 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:07 am to
Yes
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62024 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:18 am to
Only 30k? Just to think I was about to pay 50k for that service for a lady at work's as a baby shower gift.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34286 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:22 am to
Why would you pay anyone to name your child, only for that kid to eventually pay $100 to change his name from Jaxson to Joxy.

After he finds out that you spent $30K of his inheritance on his/her name, plus double that on therapy over the years to help him/her cope with your total inability to parent
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
Member since May 2004
62560 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:41 am to
The baby’s name!

Yes!
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4198 posts
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:48 am to
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