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re: Meet the newly crowned Miss Vermont

Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:18 am to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23906 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:18 am to

You might miss Vermont if she’s standing in front of it.
Posted by Melkor
Member since Sep 2022
218 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:28 am to
Posted by WM88
Rayvegas
Member since Aug 2004
2035 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 1:11 pm to
Big girls need lovin too.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1600 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:27 pm to
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I’m guessing she can really sing

Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8864 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:31 pm to
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say what you will about her size, but she had the gut to get up there and do it.
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Stop. This is the nonsense that facilitates more of this down the road. She stole that crown from an actual beautiful woman. I'm tired of pretending like morbidly obese people that try to be models are brave, heroic, courageous, etc. Call out bad behavior when you see it.

sorry you arent good at jokes
Posted by Yeahright
On a big sphere out there.
Member since Sep 2018
2375 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:40 pm to
Weight a minute..... Is this fa reel main?
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5341 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:43 pm to
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It’s Vermont.

Competition is not exactly stiff given it is one of the smallest states in the country.


Back in the old days, when beauty pageants were still a thing, hot chicks from California, Texas and Florida would move to places like Vermont and Rhode Island or enroll in college there just so they could have a fighting chance at a crown.

Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2965 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:47 pm to
Hmmmmm….somebody been lying their asses off to this poor heifer. Real world will eat her arse.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2965 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:49 pm to
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Probably has a heart bigger than most of the other pretentious contestants.


Prolly has EVERYTHING bigger than most of the other pretentious contestants

ETA:
But I bet she has just a WONDERFUL personality.
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 3:52 pm
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2965 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:55 pm to
I want to see a picture of judges’ panel. B00B00 has been reporting.
Posted by Bayou Warrior 64
Member since Feb 2021
943 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:02 pm to
O M G! Bless her heart. You have got to be kidding me.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103972 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:05 pm to
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Back in the old days, when beauty pageants were still a thing, hot chicks from California, Texas and Florida would move to places like Vermont and Rhode Island or enroll in college there just so they could have a fighting chance at a crown.


Tucker Max once dated a Miss Vermont who had chose. To go there for law school for that exact reason. Less competition there than in Florida.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13973 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:13 pm to
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there you go, we really need to bring back fat shaming

This is so bad. We need to get back to where these fatties wouldn’t even consider entering the contest.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3030 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:14 pm to
If she were a naughty teacher, she’d totally deserves a guilty verdict. She’d deserve at least 20 years in prison, plus sex offender registration afterword.
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 4:17 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139391 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:18 pm to
If she is female, that's okay by me. At least she isn't a man.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95632 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:22 pm to
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No competition there compared to Florida.


FTFY
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3030 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:25 pm to
You would have less super pretty women from a state like Vermont with 620,000 people than you’d have from states like Florida and California with tens of millions of people.

But shouldn’t Vermont also have less super ugly women than California and Florida?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150324 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:17 pm to
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Probably has a heart bigger than most of the other pretentious contestants.
good call, an EKG wouldn’t be a bad idea at this point.



She’d probably suck a golf ball thru ah hose pipe
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31574 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:25 pm to
Probably a great representative for Vermont. You can tell she loves maple syrup. I mean she really loves it.
Posted by CaptainDave
Member since Apr 2019
310 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:34 pm to
I missed the joke at first also. It’s ok. At least I didn’t post like some Karen
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