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re: Meet the newly crowned Miss Vermont

Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66963 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Real world will eat her arse
Are we not concerned with phrasing anymore?
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
21224 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:47 pm to
She had to win the talent contest by a large margin
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 6:50 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75120 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 6:57 pm to
I dunno....she's probably more fun than 99% of the other bitchy contestants and she knows her way around a sammich.

Sign me up.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21922 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:07 pm to
Honestly, I was expecting a trans abomination so this gal is an improvement.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1413 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by Soft_Parade
North Carolina Coast
Member since Sep 2005
2616 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:15 pm to
She is Miss Vermont and New Hampshire
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3548 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

I’ve done worse


We all have my friend. We all have.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
44896 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 7:51 pm to
I would love to see the demographics on the judging panel.

How many of the teen beauty pageants parents are now looking for jobs in Vermont?
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
2214 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:14 pm to
Maybe she's the hottest girl in Vermont.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
22953 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:17 pm to
She is what we call a BOGE!! Big Ol' Good En!!
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52546 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:23 pm to
I bet that thing can knock back a quart of maple syrup with breakfast every morning.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11970 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:27 pm to
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Built like a busted can of biscuits.


Post of the day in my opinion.
Posted by Archives
Member since Mar 2026
299 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:27 pm to
I've often wondered the life that fat Miss( fill in the blank) contest winners live years past their achievement.
Most certainly no one they meet can believe that they won, but are they generally happy and content or do they become jaded?
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13286 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:49 pm to
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She won the sumo wrestling competition.


I literally don't want to see her in a thong....ever
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1956 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 10:01 pm to
Yeah, you’re correct. No need to take shots at her. It takes a lot of courage for those girls to get up on that stage. Even more so for ones like her who are not your stereotypical blond pageant girl. My children always do sports and activities and I could watch just fine with only a few nerves. But when my oldest did her first pageant, I was so nervous for her I could barely watch. It takes a lot of courage and strength to get up there and put yourself out there like that.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80686 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 10:27 pm to
Did she eat the other contestants?
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19269 posts
Posted on 5/8/26 at 4:55 am to
So brave
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
18696 posts
Posted on 5/8/26 at 7:47 am to
All that syrup.
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