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re: Mary Lou Retton drunk and in jail

Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298879 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:41 pm to
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I’d bet a large sum 90% of people live beyond their means.


Yep. I dont see how they do it, just having debt creates anxiety for me.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79906 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 4:45 pm to
Being 5'8" and 215 pounds really paid off for Bill in that instance. Two thirds of the baws on this board now know that their bac will be less than 0.047 when they drink that much.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55421 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

still wood

Never would have. She's always been unattractive.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19942 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 5:39 pm to
You don’t arrest one of the greatest gymnastics landing in history.

WTF

That woman hit a perfect 10 with a fricked up ankle and in tears. You just drive her home. She earned the pass
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39577 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 5:54 pm to
And yet, nationwide, there isn't a single bit of statistical evidence to support your opinion.

90%
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20035 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 5:57 pm to
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Yep. I dont see how they do it, just having debt creates anxiety for me.


Some people don’t mind owing people.

I mind. I’m like Tryian Lannister. My family always pays its debts.
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
1075 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 5:58 pm to
Post a selfie
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20035 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

Being 5'8" and 215 pounds really paid off for Bill in that instance. Two thirds of the baws on this board now know that their bac will be less than 0.047 when they drink that much.


If you have the same tolerance and food in your stomach agree.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75084 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 6:25 pm to
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She blew a 1.0 BAC but the Russian judge lowered it to .6.

Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1602 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:34 pm to
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She blew a 1.0 BAC but the Russian judge lowered it to .6.


East German judge.
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1602 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:36 pm to
She’s about 4’9”.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73580 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

I impregnated many a sock in honor of her back in the 80s.


quote:

I've never rubbed one out using a Wheaties box.......


Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216454 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6436 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18503 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

You don’t arrest one of the greatest gymnastics landing in history. WTF That woman hit a perfect 10 with a fricked up ankle and in tears. You just drive her home. She earned the pass


That was Kar………ah, let him go he’s on a roll. USA! USA!
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20366 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:54 pm to
Hello Mary Lou, goodbye car.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
6062 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:00 pm to
Put the sock over her head
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:01 pm to
Replace face on Wheaties box with face on 40oz.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
24220 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:24 pm to
What I imagine the dash cam video to look like

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196497 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:26 pm to
I used to see her and other gymnasts at a corner store when Karoli first had his gym in Cyprus on Wonderlich Road

was a small hanger

zip code was 77069 . And that's how EXACYLY I would write it On mail that's how long ago it was

I sent mail
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