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re: Married OTers...how many times a week/month do you have sex?

Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:49 am to
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:49 am to
Yup. Last time I read it on the internet, chicks don't like it when you go in dry. It sounds like he's not putting in the effort to get her hot and bothered
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
11130 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:56 am to
2-3 times a week usually. But with three kids, sometimes that changes.
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:58 am to
Usually once per week. When we are both working out it's more frequent.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98955 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

basically there are a ton of liars in this thread.


how do you figure that?

Most people said 1 to 3 times a week which covers a pretty large percentage of that chart


Plus the ones that fall in "not in the past year" or "a few time per year" are simply going to avoid the thread
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:13 pm to
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Plus the ones that fall in "not in the past year" or "a few time per year" are simply going to avoid the thread


Or start the thread itself.

As for myself, I'd say 2-3 times per week is a pretty safe number.

One thing that I find pretty funny is that all of the married guys in this thread tend to have a very specific number, which is proof that you're married in the first place.

Ask a single guy how much he has sex and you'll get all kinds of numbers. The typical married man is in such a routine that he can probably tell you his annual sex count +/- 10.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Does not understand decimal placement or batting averages
Posted by Skip Winkman
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
1851 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:21 pm to
Sadly this is not uncommon my mother in law taught my wife and her sisters sex was evil but she also taught them to use it to get what they want needless to say she is a real piece of work
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52564 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Married OTers...how many times a week/month do you have sex?

with my wife?
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:34 pm to
wife and I go through phases...currently slumping...but we get where we screw everyday for a week...it kinda depends on life and what is going on...had secs last night but that was the first time in a week and it was terrible and routine...basically both came and went to sleep...been screwing since 2002...it does get hard to keep it lively...that's why BOTH men and women's magazines have so many article dedicated to the subject..
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
70223 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:34 pm to
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Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

with my wife?
quote:

ForeverLSU02




Not only has the joke already been made, you also just started a thread saying you and your wife are expecting your first child. Good luck with marriage baw.

Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52564 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by Rand AlThor
Member since Jan 2014
10432 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Yes, there are two kids.


Let me guess, you make decent money too?

She got all she wanted from you already, man. Sorry.
Posted by swampdawg
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
5141 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

see it more with older 'separate beds' generation but my daughter (she's 14) was telling me her friend told her that her mom & dad haven't had sex in several years but are VERY HAPPY

i thought that was just odd.


I don't have children - is this not an odd thing to discuss with your teenage daughter?
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4682 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:26 pm to
Not married but at least 4 times a week. Granted I'm 20 and she's 19
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39659 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Not married but at least 4 times a week. Granted I'm 20 and she's 19



Man...
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:35 pm to
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Man...


Omg. This. Do you only see each other once/week?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39659 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:37 pm to
I mean, that's kinda weak.

Maybe they don't live together or something?

Or maybe it's just conjugal visits?
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:39 pm to
Married 13 years, together 16+
Average 3-4 per week

Do some of yall even try at marriage?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:41 pm to
3-4 times a week.

Married 23 years
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