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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit

Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:12 am to
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14788 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:12 am to
It’s not defamation if it’s true. Maybe an invasion of privacy, but that could have been waived.

Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:12 am to
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I have to believe there are women who’d be understanding if he were up front about it.
Yeah I'm sure there are plenty of women out there who would be okay with a 1 inch penis. I'm also sure those women look like that monster from the Goonies
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:12 am to
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Not that short of a period. When you know you know. Not like getting married in vegas with someone you meet on a binge wknd. And what wait 2,3,4 yrs to "know"? What after a couple of kids?? probably a good period of time if we didnt promote girls being whores before they get married. But just me. As I really cant get how/why men buy used up, multiple owner, high mileage poon anyway.


6 months, never had sex, never even saw his microdick, etc. That's way too fast.

If it's 6 months and you know everything about them, that's different.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26429 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:12 am to
At what point in his childhood was he like “frick why hasn’t this shite gotten bigger since I was 5”
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:13 am to
Getting engaged at 6 months is short.

I would bet those people are more likely to get divorced than someone that waits a couple of years
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:14 am to
I thought my wife and I were fast, but shite.

We were engaged after a year and got married almost a year and a half after that.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:15 am to
I bet they were weirdos that met on the internet
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:17 am to
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Yeah I'm sure there are plenty of women out there who would be okay with a 1 inch penis. I'm also sure those women look like that monster from the Goonies




We all need to be realistic about what we can pull. He may need to target women who’ve escaped abusive relationships. Or embrace the cuckold life.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:18 am to
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Or embrace the cuckold life.


That's one option..

Another would be to pay for it.

A third would be to own it and do fetish porn.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:19 am to
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A third would be to own it and do fetish porn.

yeah baby! capitalism!
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:19 am to
Ikr?

Hey to be fair, I met the girl I heavy pet through a mutual friend, who I met on the internet lol.

Keep it up and you'll be getting some heavy petting
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:20 am to
I think if I had a 1.25 inch penis, I'd be on every LBGTQ forum trying to find well hung pre-op trannies. I'd be in there like "can I buy your dick?"
"O negatives only need reply"

Get it put on. Deal with anti rejection meds, better than no sex, for sure.


He missed an opportunity. He could have surprised her with Bruce Jenner's dick.
" here honey it may be an odd color and I have to use a pump to get it going, but it's grade A Olympian cock, this Dick helped make Fyrefest"

This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:21 am
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:21 am to
I agree but Bruce probably had a micropenis too.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66984 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:21 am to
We've gone 5 pages and dozens of posts about dick sizes, yet no posts about what this woman looks like.
The OT has let me down
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:22 am to
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Get it put on. Deal with anti rejection meds,

or try to find John Wayne Bobbitt's doc
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:23 am to
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cuckold life


in this case, she would end up leaving him for the other guy
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:24 am to
If she was so worried about the size of his dick why did she say yes without seeing it? It’s not like someone had a gun to her head

This bitch has a micro brain
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:25 am to
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Link to the actual post


Read a little of it. This back and forth is pretty good. The usernames also fit

Posted by Manlaw35
Member since Jan 2013
1354 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:25 am to
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At what point in his childhood was he like “frick why hasn’t this shite gotten bigger since I was 5”


Probably the first time he had to change in front of others in a gym locker room, six or fifth grade I would imagine.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:25 am to
Maybe a chick that can't have sex due to a damaged vagina, but a chick couldn't even work with that. Chances are this guy is fat, so there's no way it's gonna even come close to touching her snatch.

I'd like to know how much money he's worth
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