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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit

Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:53 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:53 am to
Dude, this. When I first found TD in 2005 I couldn't stand the look so I never wanted to join.
A couple of years later I did join because Saints Report's mods sucked.
I still have never gone looking for anything on Reddit, just go there with links.

It's too big, to me.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:54 am to
How the hell have yall not seen each other naked leading up to marriage?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88368 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:55 am to
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It's too big, to me.



Well we know thats not what this dude’s ole lady said
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:56 am to
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How the hell have yall not seen each other naked leading up to marriage?



She should have known something was up when he rejected her attempt to give him a hand job, claiming he was also saving that for marriage.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:57 am to
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even with no sex, was there no "heavy petting


I dunno why but I still laugh at this phrase like I'm 10

Heavy petting lol
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32428 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:58 am to
Ole baw should look at the positives. He always gets deep throated and his chances of getting anal have to be high.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:59 am to
Some people don’t live their lives like sodomites, Jones
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:59 am to
Poor guy. Definitely only pees in stalls.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:01 am to
Word.

Even taking a shower or something. No way you don't see a glimpse or something

Hell, I make the gf 'pull the lever' if she wants to walk past me in tight quarters and I'm semi-naked


Eta: there's some weirdos in the world
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:02 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:02 am to
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Are there microvaginas?

yes
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:02 am to
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Came for the confidence boost of reading about a guys micropenis


Dudes with 3 1/2 inch units walking in here like

Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:03 am to
It may not be long but it is thin
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:04 am to


"See, honey, you could have it much worse"
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16881 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:06 am to
I've never felt better about having an average size peen than right now while reading this thread.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:08 am to
If a guy is not religious & won’t let you touch him in any sexual manner because he’s claiming he wants to wait til marriage, you have to know you’re not going to ever have a satisfying sex life. He’s either asexual or he’s hiding something like this. Guys with normal sex drives aren’t going to push you off. That part is on her for not acknowledging beforehand.

I have to believe there are women who’d be understanding if he were up front about it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:09 am to
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I have to believe there are women who’d be understanding if he were up front about it.

probably the ones looking to "retire" immediately after getting married
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:09 am to
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I have to believe there are women who’d be understanding if he were up front about it.


Understanding as in let you in once or maybe twice then say out of the way peck
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10055 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:10 am to
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her attempt to give him a hand job



2 finger job
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:10 am to
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This dude is totally a piece of shite for hiding it


Agreed. He does have fault. Would be interesting to see how it goes, court wise, with all the gender fluid stuff. If this guy has a case or not will set precedent on if someone natural born one way is changed at birth by their parents, and then get married to someone of the same natural sex. Them not knowing, and unable to have a family, and making them question if they are gay etc.

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and they're both idiots for getting married after only a year together. 6 months then engaged.


Not that short of a period. When you know you know. Not like getting married in vegas with someone you meet on a binge wknd. And what wait 2,3,4 yrs to "know"? What after a couple of kids?? probably a good period of time if we didnt promote girls being whores before they get married. But just me. As I really cant get how/why men buy used up, multiple owner, high mileage poon anyway.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:11 am to
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I have to believe there are women who’d be understanding if he were up front about it.





They're called hookers.
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