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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit

Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:32 am to
Posted by jeffsdad
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:32 am to
You know, there has to be a discussion about things like this BEFORE you propose marriage. There could be serious things on either side that a person should want to tell the other before marriage (obviously if they haven't slept together).
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:32 am to
Came for the confidence boost of reading about a guys micropenis

Leave commenting on how much the reddit interface sucks micropenis
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:33 am to
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Now he is threatening to leave and 'sue' her for 'defamation of character'


So he’ll turn the court proceedings into an actual dick measuring contest and will still lose to a female. Brutal
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 7:34 am
Posted by Caplewood
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:34 am to
Much like Tigerdroppings, Reddit’s browser interface is awful. Mobile version is the only way to browse td/reddit
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:35 am to
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Much like Tigerdroppings, Reddit’s browser interface is awful.



Oh you done fricked up now
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:37 am to
Like all women are upfront about sex before they get married.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:37 am to
even with no sex, was there no "heavy petting" or dry humping?

she had to have felt it (or not felt it) at some point, no?

guys with a micropenis have to really hate god, right?

Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:38 am to
The truth is an affirmative defense to defamation. Husband is going to have to drop trou in the courtroom and have that dong measured with a caliper measure.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:39 am to
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She'd been with her now-husband, 32, for a year before they married, but they waited to have sex
quote:

Her husband wanted to wait, claiming he was 'old-fashioned,' but she discovered after their wedding that his penis is 'about an inch and a quarter' long


That honeymoon must have been a horrific experience for all parties involved


Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:39 am to
Are there microvaginas? If so need to have a microonly.com dating site.
Posted by TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:41 am to
I'd imagine it was the most stressful time of his life knowing he's about to have to show her 1.25 inches of pure disappointment and regret.
Posted by Hammertime
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:41 am to
Hard to believe she didn't even touch it while he was sleeping (or maybe my gfs have all been pervs). Did he wear jeans to bed?
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:42 am to
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Did he wear jeans to bed?


This story needs the revelation that he's a never nude.

Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:50 am to
The lesson for the ladies is that even if he insists on waiting for marriage, he still has to be willing to show the goods beforehand. There's no legitimate excuse to not demonstrate that you have a working package.
Posted by Caplewood
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:50 am to
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:51 am to
Wht does this feel like dailymail created the Reddit post, then wrote the article?


quote:

about an inch and a quarter' long


its a sad fact that there are guys out there like this. better hope they at least have some money
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:51 am to
That dude is a dick
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:52 am to
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That dude is a dick


I've seen bigger.
Posted by Lawyered
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Member since Oct 2016
38752 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:52 am to
Plus it’s not like a guy has a hymen or anything to prove he hasn’t had sex or was saving himself..

So damn stupid for guys to think like that. But I guess if I had a micropeen... I’d use any excuse I could as well.
Posted by TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Plus it’s not like a guy has a hymen or anything to prove he hasn’t had sex or was saving himself..


He did. It was the 1.25 inch penis.
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