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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am to East Coast Band
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am to East Coast Band
Imagine how many times he was tweezering his little pecker and clicked on the porn ads for penis growth meds
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am to 777Tiger
Naw, that fricker got it put back on and did pornos.
I saw recently a dead man's dick was put on a guy who lost his. It has an airbag in it and he has to manually pump it up.
I seem to recall an old Howard Stern were he had an old comedian, I want to say Flip Wilson. Who said he had an internal dick pump due to breaking his dick.
I still think that's better then a micropeen, just barely
I saw recently a dead man's dick was put on a guy who lost his. It has an airbag in it and he has to manually pump it up.
I seem to recall an old Howard Stern were he had an old comedian, I want to say Flip Wilson. Who said he had an internal dick pump due to breaking his dick.
I still think that's better then a micropeen, just barely
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:27 am to Dire Wolf
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clicked on the porn ads for penis growth meds
bathroom pantry must look like a display case for male enhancement supplements
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:28 am to 777Tiger
He got his put on. I think with the help of Howard stern and actually did porn
I have the vhs tape
I have the vhs tape
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:31 am to 777Tiger
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bathroom pantry must look like a display case for male enhancement supplements
She probably saw this and thought he had a the early 2000s berry bonds neck of dicks
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:40 am to SPEEDY
wife : who do you think you're going to satisfy with that?
Husband : Me !
Husband : Me !
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:45 am to deltaland
I would absolutely have surgery to try and make it a more normal size.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:47 am to SPEEDY
Even in this day and age, I can sort of understand those that wait until marriage. However, I'm a little skeptical that she never even saw it before they got married.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:48 am to saderade
She also posted this, so he deliberately deceived her. She's still an idiot....even for a woman
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I confronted him last week about intentionally keeping this from me and he said he was sure I would leave him if I knew about the size prior to the wedding. And that he wanted to talk before the wedding but feared it being called off because of his micropenis
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:48 am to ThatMakesSense
Couldn't they use strap-ons and such? i mean if he can get off, get off before or some kinda fancy thing that straps on and does the job for both of them? I mean if lesbians can do it, why can't they? Assuming he has working part, just really small... there's ways to get her pregnant as well.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:52 am to YeauxGurt
I mean I guess they could do a lot of things to work around it
Or he could have just been honest, her force him to show himself naked, and she go find someone else instead of playing some weirdo sex slave dungeon games so she can have an orgasm
Or he could have just been honest, her force him to show himself naked, and she go find someone else instead of playing some weirdo sex slave dungeon games so she can have an orgasm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:53 am to Deactived
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playing some weirdo sex slave dungeon games so she can have an orgasm
this is wrong?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:53 am to Deactived
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and she go find someone else instead of playing some weirdo sex slave dungeon games so she can have an orgasm
Exactly.
She was going to be highly disappointed, dissatisfied, and cheat anyways. Which I wouldn't blame her for.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:55 am to YeauxGurt
Chicks want to have real sex. There's no way around it
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:01 am to SPEEDY
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Treatments include hormone therapy (which, when successful, can make a penis grow 1/38 in./3.5 cm.)
:butwhy:
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:08 am to jeffsdad
Next time I hear some religious zealot tell me sex after marriage and no fore play until marriage I'm going to tell him his penis must be about 3.50.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:09 am to SPEEDY
This is a weird story. Didn't she notice whether he had a bulge that got bigger when they necked or made out?
I feel sorry for the guy. But he has a tongue and frankly I would never date, let alone get married, if I had a micro.
Also she's a bitch for this and will not be seen in a positive light by any dudes, well endowed or not.
I feel sorry for the guy. But he has a tongue and frankly I would never date, let alone get married, if I had a micro.
Also she's a bitch for this and will not be seen in a positive light by any dudes, well endowed or not.
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