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re: Man with micropenis is threatening to sue his wife for revealing his secret on Reddit

Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am to
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40762 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am to
Imagine how many times he was tweezering his little pecker and clicked on the porn ads for penis growth meds
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:26 am to
Naw, that fricker got it put back on and did pornos.

I saw recently a dead man's dick was put on a guy who lost his. It has an airbag in it and he has to manually pump it up.

I seem to recall an old Howard Stern were he had an old comedian, I want to say Flip Wilson. Who said he had an internal dick pump due to breaking his dick.

I still think that's better then a micropeen, just barely
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:27 am to
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clicked on the porn ads for penis growth meds

bathroom pantry must look like a display case for male enhancement supplements
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:28 am to
He got his put on. I think with the help of Howard stern and actually did porn

I have the vhs tape
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40762 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:31 am to
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bathroom pantry must look like a display case for male enhancement supplements




She probably saw this and thought he had a the early 2000s berry bonds neck of dicks
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76769 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:40 am to
wife : who do you think you're going to satisfy with that?

Husband : Me !
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103784 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:44 am to
How is that even possible?
Posted by saderade
America's City
Member since Jul 2005
26495 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:45 am to
I would absolutely have surgery to try and make it a more normal size.
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2818 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:47 am to
Even in this day and age, I can sort of understand those that wait until marriage. However, I'm a little skeptical that she never even saw it before they got married.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:48 am to
She also posted this, so he deliberately deceived her. She's still an idiot....even for a woman
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 I confronted him last week about intentionally keeping this from me and he said he was sure I would leave him if I knew about the size prior to the wedding. And that he wanted to talk before the wedding but feared it being called off because of his micropenis
Posted by YeauxGurt
Daigoba
Member since Dec 2011
281 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:48 am to
Couldn't they use strap-ons and such? i mean if he can get off, get off before or some kinda fancy thing that straps on and does the job for both of them? I mean if lesbians can do it, why can't they? Assuming he has working part, just really small... there's ways to get her pregnant as well.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:52 am to
I mean I guess they could do a lot of things to work around it

Or he could have just been honest, her force him to show himself naked, and she go find someone else instead of playing some weirdo sex slave dungeon games so she can have an orgasm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:53 am to
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playing some weirdo sex slave dungeon games so she can have an orgasm

this is wrong?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:53 am to
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and she go find someone else instead of playing some weirdo sex slave dungeon games so she can have an orgasm


Exactly.

She was going to be highly disappointed, dissatisfied, and cheat anyways. Which I wouldn't blame her for.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:55 am to
Chicks want to have real sex. There's no way around it
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6201 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:00 am to
That's an amazing thread.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:01 am to
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Treatments include hormone therapy (which, when successful, can make a penis grow 1/38 in./3.5 cm.)


:butwhy:
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76769 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:01 am to


Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:08 am to
Next time I hear some religious zealot tell me sex after marriage and no fore play until marriage I'm going to tell him his penis must be about 3.50.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15302 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:09 am to
This is a weird story. Didn't she notice whether he had a bulge that got bigger when they necked or made out?

I feel sorry for the guy. But he has a tongue and frankly I would never date, let alone get married, if I had a micro.

Also she's a bitch for this and will not be seen in a positive light by any dudes, well endowed or not.
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