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re: Man With Bionic Schwartz To Lose Cherry at 43
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:23 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:23 pm to fr33manator
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Not really. They get mad if they can't make you come. It makes them feel inadequate.
seems like they could put a timer on it or something that would make him bust a nut after a certain amount of time...
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Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:25 pm to TrapperJohn
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attach a 25 horse evinrude and man the controls.
GoDevil is air cooled. So is Stihl and it can get the RPM's up pretty high.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:39 pm to TrapperJohn
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:41 pm to jlc05
Were his balls ripped off too? He'd be better off having her suck on deez
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:11 pm to biglego
I read about an incident in Louisiana in the 80s where a doc screwed up a circumcision using an electric device and burned the baby's penis so much that it was lost.
Kid is grown now if he lived this long. I often wonder how his life turned out.
Maybe he got a bionic pecker.
Kid is grown now if he lived this long. I often wonder how his life turned out.
Maybe he got a bionic pecker.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:25 pm to jlc05
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after his was ripped off
Was it this guy?
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:27 pm to Twenty 49
Does it come with a remote?
If you rapid fired on the erect button a bunch of times it could dance
If you rapid fired on the erect button a bunch of times it could dance
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:45 pm to jlc05
Does he really lose anything if his junk is a robot?
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:47 pm to Brosef Stalin
I mean, for having a bionic penis and being Arab, I have to say he did damn good for himself. I'm guessing she's got some strange fetishes.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:48 pm to OMLandshark
Well, she's a prostitute, so...
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:51 pm to jlc05
Does a bionic penis make that dudududududu Steve Austin sound?
Posted on 1/3/16 at 10:52 pm to Hangit
quote:They also sell dildo attachments for Sawzalls.
GoDevil is air cooled. So is Stihl and it can get the RPM's up pretty high.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:12 pm to RummelTiger
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Well, she's a prostitute, so...
Oh, I skimmed and thought is said not a sex worker. Nevermind, he can do better than that. If there are hot chicks willing to do "Two Girls, One Cup" and hundreds of other simply depraved pieces of porn, surely he should be able to get better than that.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 12:35 pm to foshizzle
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If it rotates like a drill bit he should be slaying them left and right.
Wonder if it comes with an app where he could adjust fire during copulation. Maybe it has embedded sensors to autoadjust based on the program selected and the whore's response.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 1:04 pm to jlc05
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eight-inch bionic penis
that size must only come in black
Posted on 1/4/16 at 1:32 pm to TrapperJohn
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Tell your sweetheart to buy a dildo, attach a 25 horse evinrude and man the controls.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 1:37 pm to Hangit
My unit survived but I can tell that you were never exposed to a 1980's version of the "Trampoline."
I am pretty sure that the idea of the unguarded trampoline originated during the Spanish Inquisition.
I am pretty sure that the idea of the unguarded trampoline originated during the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 1:37 pm to jlc05
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Schwartz
altho I get the drift here
for future reference, it's a Schwantz , with an N
just sayin'
Posted on 1/4/16 at 1:45 pm to Hangit
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How in the blue hell does a childhood accident rip off his unit?
I was a very active kid and never even came close to snatching it off.
Poor dude
Mo, who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident
Posted on 1/4/16 at 2:34 pm to MorbidTheClown
the big question is why only go for 8 inches? I mean if they are making it why not get the cadillac of penis'
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