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Posted on 1/4/16 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/4/16 at 2:54 pm to
8" in length is great and all, but what did they give the dude in girth? what's the point of all that length if you can't generate friction, I suppose he could just ride one wall at a time, but what's the fun in that?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47743 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 5:29 pm to
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I can tell that you were never exposed to a 1980's version of the "Trampoline.


I was almost 6'3" and almost 220 in the early 80's/ People would not let me on their trampolines.

Going back even further, I was 95 lbs. when the Big Wheel was invented, with it's little pissant 65 pound weight limit.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26234 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 6:10 pm to
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How in the blue hell does a childhood accident rip off his unit?


Happened to an 11 year old - Larue v. National Electric Corporation, 571 F.2d 51 (1st Cir. 1978):

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According to Michael's testimony, he was sitting on the yellow plastic filter support, which in turn rested on the metal casing that covered the fan and engine, riding the vacuum cleaner as if it were a toy car. He was dressed in pajamas. His older sister was in another room watching television. At some point in his play the motor was turned on. Michael continued to ride the vacuum cleaner until his penis slipped through openings in the filter support and casing into the fan. He immediately suffered an amputation of the head of his penis and part of the shaft. He rushed outside to seek help, was taken to the hospital, and underwent the first of a number of complicated operations to repair the damage to his penis.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26234 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 6:13 pm to
12 year old injures penis with magnets (the bound together to his penis for several weeks (from Urology Today):

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A 12-year-old previously healthy boy presented to the emergency department with a penile injury. He was playing with 2 pieces of 6.35 mm (1/4 inch) square magnets (Magne Block TM, Hasbro Toys, USA) 2 weeks earlier. There was no history of sexual play or abuse. Both magnets became attached to the dorsum of the penile shaft, in direct opposition to each other. The patient could not remove the magnets and was too embarrassed to ask for help. The next day, he told his father that he had "magnets in my pants". The father did not understand the statement and the magnets were left in place. The 2 magnets did not cause any distress or pain. The patient was passing urine normally and continued his daily activities, assuming that the magnets would eventually fall off. It was not until 2 weeks later, when the pain and irritation worsened and the magnet site became very tender to the touch, that the family doctor was consulted. On presentation, the patient's temperature was 36.8oC (98.2oF). He was well hydrated and not in distress. Physical examination showed 2 magnets deeply embedded into the skin at the dorsal aspect of the penile shaft, at the 10-o'clock and 2-o'clock positions. There was marked tenderness with manipulation. The child was taken to the operating room and given anesthesia. The site was carefully inspected and the 2 magnets were removed under sterile conditions. A through-and-through type of injury to the dorsal penis was evident Figure 2; Figure 3. The injury did not extend deeper than the skin and subcutaneous layers. Buck's fascia was intact. Swabs for culture were taken. Results later confirmed a moderate growth of Staphylococcus aureus. An absorbent dressing was applied to both lesions.
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