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Man With Bionic Schwartz To Lose Cherry at 43
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:33 pm
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A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.
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Mohammed Abad will pop his cherry in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.
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Mo first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.
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Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:34 pm to jlc05
8 flaccid or 8 rock?
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:34 pm to jlc05
Go get'em tiger!!
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:34 pm to jlc05
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Charlotte, 35, will not be charging Mo when they meet up in London.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:39 pm to jlc05
What does a bionic piece look like? I feel like we need a pic of this guys hog, for science.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:41 pm to Brosef Stalin
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:42 pm to Brosef Stalin
Iwhi with real penis
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:43 pm to Barf
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I feel like we need a pic of this guys hog
No. No we don't.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:54 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Great Britain sex worker of the year for 2013.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:57 pm to jlc05
Well, at least he has medical records to back up the claim of eight inches.
If it rotates like a drill bit he should be slaying them left and right.
If it rotates like a drill bit he should be slaying them left and right.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 8:58 pm to jlc05
Dude got married without telling his wife about the condition...true love
Wait never mind it only lasted a few months
Wait never mind it only lasted a few months
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:02 pm to jlc05
Movie opportunities should start rolling in.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:02 pm to jlc05
She may be in for a long night waiting for him to blow his wad.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:06 pm to jlc05
That chick is just hoping she gets a bionic banging.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:06 pm to jlc05
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quote: A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident
Damn. That's a hell of an accident.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:06 pm to SonofDye
How in the blue hell does a childhood accident rip off his unit?
I was a very active kid and never even came close to snatching it off.
Poor dude
I was a very active kid and never even came close to snatching it off.
Poor dude
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:09 pm to jlc05
Unless his bionic penis has nerve endings, there really is no point to any of this.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:13 pm to blueboy
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Unless his bionic penis has nerve endings, there really is no point to any of this
Maybe not for him but at least now he can satisfy and have a relationship with a woman.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:15 pm to HogBalls
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Maybe not for him but at least now he can satisfy and have a relationship with a woman.
Not really. They get mad if they can't make you come. It makes them feel inadequate.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 9:21 pm to fr33manator
If the Sith Lord dong isn't fully functional, why bother with the operation? Tell your sweetheart to buy a dildo, attach a 25 horse evinrude and man the controls.
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