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Man surfs nude on top of train
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:44 pm
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An Arizona man was arrested after authorities said he allegedly broke into a Union Pacific locomotive and surfed atop the moving train in the nude as it traveled through northeastern Colorado, leaving stunned witnesses watching the bizarre ride before deputies took him into custody Thursday.
The Sedgwick County Sheriff's Office identified the suspect as Daniel Ray Ballance, of Quartzsite, Arizona, and allege he broke a window to enter the locomotive before climbing onto the roof while the train was moving.
Ballance faces felony and misdemeanor charges after the incident, authorities said.
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The sheriff's office later shared his mugshot alongside a tongue-in-cheek Facebook post about the arrest.
"For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges," the sheriff's office wrote.
According to the sheriff's office, Ballance later told deputies he loved "vodka, beer and playing the Banjo."
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Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:49 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:02 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:14 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I expected an embed of an Indian killing themselves.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:19 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Was he able to keep his ballance?
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:21 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Ballance later told deputies he loved "vodka, beer and playing the Banjo."
I like this man's jib cut. Not guilty.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:49 am to GRTiger
Teen Wolf-style but with no clothes?
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:54 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
So old boy was like…
Posted on 7/19/26 at 6:55 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Pledge this man!
Posted on 7/19/26 at 1:07 pm to AUstar
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Was he able to keep his ballance?
ISWYDT.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 2:24 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
And he was heard saying ' surfs up'
Posted on 7/19/26 at 3:08 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Paging TigersHuskers
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:08 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Man surfs nude on top of train
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:09 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I was expecting Florida.
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