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re: Man stops his car to help ducks cross the street, receives Darwin Award

Posted on 5/22/23 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 5:38 pm to
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Why not both?


duck/goose g-bo

sort of want
Posted by Tony Rocky Horror
Member since May 2023
312 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:11 pm to
karma gonna get you
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:16 pm to
instantly
Posted by Notclamdip
Member since Mar 2023
940 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:26 pm to
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Dead man walking/shooing




quote:

swerving to dodge an animal and die it happens every day
Make better choices

I remind my kids of this all the time. Never swerve to miss an animal, unless it's a freaking cow. Deer can only do so much damage. A tree/culvert/oncoming car, otoh...
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2622 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:40 pm to
Is there any way Morris Bart or Gordon can sue somebody to get this man’s family $1,000,000?
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21267 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:28 pm to
He forgot to duck
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102759 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:39 pm to
100 bucks the car was an Altima
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102759 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:42 pm to
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F##K a Duck Screw a guinea ...


African American pussy good as any
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:43 pm to
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the driver was 17 year old gir

We need to start euthanizing bad drivers.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24891 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:49 pm to
I stopped on a non busy road once to pick up this large snapping turtle. People in this area make sport of driving over turtles. I’m a respecter of age and I knew it was pretty old. Besides their mouth you know what else a snapping turtle has? Yeah, claws. Forgot that part. He made it to the other side only because I couldn’t turn the truck around fast enough.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 7:52 pm
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:18 pm to
Wife swerves to avoid animals. I try not to ride with her at night.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61024 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:06 pm to
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karma gonna get you


Are you predicting my final destination?
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:18 pm to
Sounds like a Stephen King short story
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:23 pm to
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High C



Getting hit by a dumbass while helping nature does not qualify you for a Darwin Award.

You should feel bad. What happened to that guy is terrible. His kids will never get that out of their heads but at least their dad died doing good in the world.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25479 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:24 pm to
Show me the face of who ran him over.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61024 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:42 pm to
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Darwin Award


I’m beginning to believe that many of us may not define this in the same way, and that’s ok.

It was a very unfortunate incident for all involved.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41028 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:51 pm to
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Damn, to have that on your conscious the rest of your life


You think a 17 yr old female in today's culture feels badly? There's a 99% chance she is blaming that guy on social media.
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