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Man steals Forrest Gump’s life story for Tinder profile; woman falls for it

Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:54 pm
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:54 pm
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In a thread making the rounds on Imgur, a man ostensibly named Blake adopted Forrest Gump’s life story and presented it as his own. From his interest in ping pong and shrimp fishing to a detailed backstory involving him being a widower, this ‘Blake’ character pulled out all the stops. Even more hilarious, and equally cruel, is that the nice woman he was chatting with fell for the ruse hook line and sinker.










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Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:56 pm to
Holy shite this is golden.
Posted by TechDawg2007
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Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:56 pm to
That's great.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:57 pm to
Shrimp fishing?
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Holy shite this is golden.


It's also fake
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:57 pm to
fricking Walt
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:57 pm to
women are so fricking stupid
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted by djangochained
Gardere
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Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:59 pm to
The woman only falls for it if she bangs him still believing it.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:00 pm to
Wow.
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
14627 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:01 pm to


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mowing my expansive lawn and making small talk with people at the bus stop


I think that is where the red flag should have been raised. Those two things don't normally go together.
Posted by BCMCubs
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:02 pm to
WOW
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
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Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46731 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:05 pm to
This was from r/tinder. And I'm close to a 100% sure that the chick was playing along
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24200 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:07 pm to
He forgot to mention he's hiv positive.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40389 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:07 pm to
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This was from r/tinder.


Have no idea what that is.

I read about it on Flipboard app.
Posted by tigersaint24
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:18 pm to
officially the best thing ive read all day to this guy
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:21 pm to
Pure gold.
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