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Liberty Lagoon delayed opening due to

Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:29 pm
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
50722 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:29 pm
life guard shortages

OK?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16946 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:31 pm to

Kids don't want to work outside in Louisiana in 90+ heat for $10 an hour.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
9915 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Kids don't want to work outside in Louisiana in 90+ heat for $10 an hour.


It has nothing to do with the heat, bro.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68724 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

It has nothing to do with the heat, bro.


non swimmers?
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7876 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:40 pm to
DEI says the lifeguards can't be required to be proficient swimmers.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57556 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Kids don't want to work outside in Louisiana in 90+ heat for $10 an hour.


They don’t know what they’re missing. I was a lifeguard at a water park in high school. Easiest job I ever had, plus young, quality poon without limit and a great summer-long tan done by the first week.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
14167 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:47 pm to
one could make the assumption that due to Blue Bayou not opening this year that we would have a surplus of unemployed life guards in our area
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44437 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

plus young, quality poon without limit
You've never been to Liberty Lagoon have you?
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 12:48 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130390 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:47 pm to
Nope...not touching this one.



See admins I listen.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57556 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

You've never been to Blue Bayou have you?


As a matter of fact, I have not.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11296 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Kids don't want to work outside in Louisiana in 90+ heat for $10 an hour.



Yeah.....this ain't it.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36597 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:49 pm to
Weird how bocage and CCLA don’t have problems obtaining lifeguards for their pools.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34575 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:51 pm to
Better health plan and a 5% 401k match, baw...
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14181 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

It has nothing to do with the heat, bro.


Except maybe for the usual suspects who show up packing it....
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48638 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

See admins I listen.

And I got sick of posting your reinstatement package.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14181 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

They don’t know what they’re missing. I was a lifeguard at a water park in high school. Easiest job I ever had, plus young, quality poon without limit and a great summer-long tan done by the first week.


This place you speak of- did it have its own SWAT team?

This one doesn't, either- but can probably use one.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130390 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 1:04 pm to
To be fair I think it was misinterpreted. It was criticizing the ability of AI to correctly analyze faces. But I can see how it was taken differently.

And the other one was supposed to be an opposite take on a frowned upon meme.

But again I can see how it was taken differently,

Common denominator identified. Message received.

Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
14009 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Liberty Lagoon


That sounds really fancy and nice.

Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18653 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 2:11 pm to
We made $12-$15 over 20+ year ago doing that job.

Why would they think teens want to do that for $10/hour?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16946 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

It was criticizing the ability of AI to correctly anal-yze faces.


The anal thing raised a few admin eyeballs?
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