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Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:48 am to Jenious
For some reason my stuff has to be squared away and out of sight, while her and my daughters crap can be strewn about the house randomly.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:58 am to Jenious
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but I love hearing the stories.
we're not married but:
- The way she loads the dishwasher
- The incredible range of places she leaves her tissues (in between the couch cushions, in the bed sheets, etc)
Posted on 4/3/25 at 10:33 am to AwgustaDawg
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My wife can not stand for someone to drive to a destination using a different route than the one she would have used. Never mind if the one she would have used is longer and involves more traffic. She simply can't tolerate it.
Same. I’ve even had to pull the distances to my parents home using different routes to prove to her that the one she keeps bringing up is longer and more curves and hills so passing is harder. I think after about many years she’s finally recently gotten over it. Mostly anyway, she probably still thinks about it.
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yet when you ask her what she would like to eat her answer will always be "it doesn't matter"
Good God are our wives related?
Almost every single meal out or home:
Me: Where/what to eat?
Her: I don’t know you come up something.
Me: A; Her: Nah.
Me: B; Her: we had [similar] a week ago [really 2-3 wks ago].
Me: Then you decide I’m open to whatever, not craving anything specific.
Her: Some random shite. We usually end up eating the random shite.
It usually works out fine but the discussion and debate is so annoying.
Similar with weekend plans. Wants to do stuff but doesn’t want to do this or that. Very agenda driven as opposed to going somewhere cool and hanging out. If there’s something stressful or whatever that needs doing, but will only take say an hour, she acts like it will consume the day and I have to remind her it won’t.
Never can keep something she uses frequently in the same place. Can’t find it. If she uses my thing that I always keep in the same place (like auto fob), doesn’t put it back.
That’s good for now.
But she’s cute/hot and aside from being annoying I love spending time with her, especially when we align on an outing or project and also the hot messy sex.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 10:54 am to Jenious
She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto." She insists on turning them on when she needs them, and off when she turns the car off. I guess she is worried that they are going to somehow stay on? I've tried to explain to her how the auto function works, and I think she understands(?) but she won't do it. So I routinely have to tell her to turn her headlights on, and that if she just leaves it on auto then she wouldn't have to worry about it at all.
The other one is she often only puts lids and tops on containers and bottles halfway(at best) closed, and it leads to many spills.
The other one is she often only puts lids and tops on containers and bottles halfway(at best) closed, and it leads to many spills.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:04 am to Jenious
Starts projects around the house and won't finish the last little bit.
Leaves stuff scattered all over the house and tells me it is not a big deal.
Will snore loudly but will fuss at me when I grab the remote to tell me "he wasn't sleeping."
Leaves stuff scattered all over the house and tells me it is not a big deal.
Will snore loudly but will fuss at me when I grab the remote to tell me "he wasn't sleeping."
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:15 am to Jenious
There appears to be no off button on anything. Fan? It's on. Lights? They're on. TV? I come home to the "Are you still watching this program?" message
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:29 am to Jenious
He is a human megaphone and talks from the time he wakes up until the time he goes to bed, loudly. Never stops. He even talks when nobody else is in the room. He also interrupts and talks over me on the rare occasions I need to say something.
He's also a shitty sleeper, moves around a ton, is up and down all night, on his phone in the middle of the night. It's really impacted my own sleep.
His good qualities outweigh his bad, but my life would improve tremendously with some quiet time and a good nights rest.
He's also a shitty sleeper, moves around a ton, is up and down all night, on his phone in the middle of the night. It's really impacted my own sleep.
His good qualities outweigh his bad, but my life would improve tremendously with some quiet time and a good nights rest.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:34 am to Funky Tide 8
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She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto." She insists on turning them on when she needs them, and off when she turns the car off.
I use Auto in one car and do it manually in another car. Both have the Auto feature.
I have no idea the logic, but it's not changing now.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:34 am to TigerBaitOohHaHa
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He's also a shitty sleeper, moves around a ton, is up and down all night, on his phone in the middle of the night. It's really impacted my own sleep.
"Honey, does this pillow smell like chloroform to you?"
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:36 am to Jenious
She doesn't use timers. And then forgets about the thing she is cooking. So many arguments over her not using a simple timer.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:10 pm to fr33manator
Oh yeah, another is that she is kind of careless when casting her rod. She is turning a corner under my tutelage, but I just KNOW that she is going to frick me up one day with a hook. I even tell her that straight up, and she's just like "naaa, I won't do that" with her cute little smile.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:44 pm to Jenious
That her parents are still breathing.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:54 pm to Jenious
Pops gum.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 2:54 pm to Jenious
Anytime she has plans for work to be done around the house/property, thinks that the word “we” automatically excludes her.
“We need to make a big garden for in case the shite hits the fan.
“We need to water those containerized plants on the porch.
“We need to move that brush pile that’s in the back, to the front”
And on and on. Unfortunately it also applies to.
“We need to have sex”
“We need to make a big garden for in case the shite hits the fan.
“We need to water those containerized plants on the porch.
“We need to move that brush pile that’s in the back, to the front”
And on and on. Unfortunately it also applies to.
“We need to have sex”
Posted on 4/3/25 at 3:07 pm to Jenious
Instead of turning off lamps, coffee maker, fan, she just unplugs them. I don't why but it drives me crazy.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 4:07 pm to cdhorn28
Well, the coffee maker would definitely be annoying if you use the timer function to auto brew in the morning. You'd have to reset the clock every time.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 4:19 pm to lsugorilla
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The smell of the farts. I can taste them just typing this. Also sort of getting aroused.
Your wife farts in front of you?
Posted on 4/3/25 at 5:06 pm to Dubosed
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If my grandkids wanted to go and rob a frickin bank she would be the getaway driver.
This 100%!!!
Posted on 4/3/25 at 5:48 pm to cbree88
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Your wife farts in front of you?
I feel like there is something wrong if you are your spouse aren't farting in front of one another.
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