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re: Let’s imagine your wife and your mother switched bodies

Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:10 pm to
Is your mom's body the only reason you aren't fricking her?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68226 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Let’s say you go with the wife’s body with mom inside, and you knock up the wife’s body.

Is your wife the kids mom and your mom the grandmother or is your wife the grandmother and your mom the kids mother.

Or do they become half mom half grandmother .
This requires a Crimson Tide fan consultation.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90606 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:18 pm to
Is this what Arkansas folk think about while drunk?
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7239 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

HogBalls


the mother is the doctor aka they are one and the same for our Arkansas brethren
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7050 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:20 pm to
I think I saw this one on Cinemax at 2 am. I think they ended up doing a mom/ wife combo.
This post was edited on 3/18/22 at 9:21 pm
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2993 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:21 pm to
My God in heaven! You maybe 8 beers deep but that can’t be the only thing.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21303 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124193 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:24 pm to
Okay…let’s think about this. If your thoughts, your essence, your memories and experiences are what make you, you…then it means the body is just a vessel.

Everything that made your wife your wife, sans body, is what switched. So, logically, you’d have to bang your wife in the vessel of your mother to return her to her natural state.

Seems like the only correct answer. Otherwise your wife would be mad.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8175 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:25 pm to
You never bang your mom, bro. The answer is simple.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6497 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

Let’s imagine your wife and your mother switched bodies
and you had to frick one to switch them back. Which one do you frick??

Do you slam your mom knowing it’s your wife inside or do you slam your wife knowing your mom is inside??


Schrödinger's C#nt
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16165 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:27 pm to
now THAT is some arkansas shite no doubt
Posted by Sisselpud81
Member since Jan 2022
635 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:28 pm to
I'd expect this from a Bama fan. Shame on you.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1395 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by Allister Fiend
Member since Jan 2016
817 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:28 pm to
WTF........don’t come here trying to ask for permission to hammer your mom. Commit yourself...you need some help...seriously.
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
54566 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:28 pm to
What the frick lol
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132344 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
2878 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

I’m 8 beer deep
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Yeah I’m 8 beer deep

That’s not enough for this fricked up thought. You need some help bro Namath.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17051 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:36 pm to
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