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Let me tell you the story of a guy at my work named Don.

Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
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Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:14 pm
So we had a power outage yesterday at work and this guy on the 1st floor named Don was looking for some candles which he brought in and lit up. I said "The Donald saves the day!".

Turns out his name isn't actually Donald, but Donathan. It was a huge WTF moment for me. Who the hell names their child Donathan? I understand Jonathan, but Donathan?
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8820 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:17 pm to
Sorry you have to work with black people. I know that is hard for you bammers.
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:18 pm to
He is white
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:18 pm to
I think I've heard that name once before and thought it was stupid too.

Maybe they were doing that hybrid name thing, merging the names of two different people.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:20 pm to
Who brings candles to work? Do you work at a florist?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197891 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Dorothy
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:22 pm to
I go by Donathan.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:22 pm to
Did the candles set the mood sufficiently to allow some man to man sexual arousal?
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Turns out his name isn't actually Donald, but Donathan. It was a huge WTF moment for me. Who the hell names their child Donathan? I understand Jonathan, but Donathan?


Well, my name is Gregathan, so go frick yourself.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:25 pm to
GREAT STORY
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56697 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:25 pm to
He was probably fricking with you because you likened him to the world's biggest douchebag.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:26 pm to
This work story sucks arse.

Where's Randall and how's he doing at Baskin Robbins? That's what the OT should be worried about. Not this dumb shite.
This post was edited on 10/15/16 at 9:27 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197891 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

mattz1122
hmmm and al this time I thought you IRL name was Matt
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
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Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20373 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:27 pm to
Was giving a presentation at a clients office and answered a question from their IT guy, who I know from emails is named Christopher, I called him Chris. He loudly corrected me and said "my name is CHRISTOPHER!" It was a big WTF moment.

My contact there later told me the guy is really adamant on the subject.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:29 pm to
Freudian slip. You forgot he doesn't read your troll threads on the poli talk
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

My contact there later told me the guy is really adamant on the subject.



Sounds like an autist. I used to work with this major mega autist named Benjamin and he'd flip his shite(literally, like throw a tantrum and slam things and kick things and bite his hand) if someone called him Ben
Posted by Nonetheless
MAGA
Member since Jan 2012
34423 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:32 pm to
was this part of the script?
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28158 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:33 pm to
Awesome story
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26440 posts
Posted on 10/15/16 at 9:50 pm to
Cool story bro.
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