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re: Leo DiCaprio’s Ex shares the worst date of her life with him

Posted on 1/14/22 at 7:57 pm to
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 7:57 pm to
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That’s actually surprising. Leo comes off way more as someone who would’ve been ultra serious/deep rather than acting like a kid.

This story makes me like him more and makes him way more relatable.



And I think he was almost Anakin Skywalker
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
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Member since May 2018
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 7:58 pm to
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Imagine him explaining the trade shite from episode 1. You know she was ready to get the hell out of there then


I imagine he has a lot of details of how it was supposed to shape out
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 7:59 pm to
When was this?
Posted by midnight_chopper
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:00 pm to
Overall this is actually pretty awesome. But remember, if he made her watch them all, that included “Attack of the Clones”.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:19 pm to
She left out there 4 tabs of Molly he took
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:29 pm to
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This sounds like some angry ex gossip



No shite. The runtime of all Star Wars movies combined is over 25 hours. I don't believe any of it happened (though he'd be a lot cooler if it did).
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:32 pm to
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When was this?


(Time elapsed since story took place) = (her current age) - (21 years)

She sucks. He is king.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:43 pm to
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My 18 year old daughter (no pics) just stated that may be the BEST date ever!


No pics needed. Phone number?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:46 pm to
I’m failing to see the issue with this.
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:51 pm to
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Imagine him explaining the trade shite from episode 1.

You know she was ready to get the hell out of there then

Bet you she wasn't. Bet you she acted like it was the greatest thing she'd ever seen and I bet you he didn't give two shits whether she liked it or not because he could have five more of her there in 30 minutes.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:57 pm to
I mean frick I want to do that now!
Posted by moontigr
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:58 pm to
Bobbie Brown said he has the biggest dick in Hollywood.
Posted by bengalman
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 8:59 pm to
That’s pretty awesome and comical at the same time
Posted by WaterLink
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 9:00 pm to
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Daily film news, intellectually stimulating editorials, and factual opinions. “Journalist” as seen in

@LATimes

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@LeCinephilePlus

(Satire Page)


Seems like fake news unfortunately. They got me for a minute though
Posted by moontigr
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 9:00 pm to
In her book she had he was hung like a horse but was terrible in bed. Then again I think he was only a teen at the time.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 9:02 pm to
What's wrong w/that?

Leo knows how to have fun.
Posted by PNW_TigerSaint
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 9:03 pm to
There’s also a story out today that Leo and some other girlfriend met Matt Ryan and Matt Stafford and their wives on vacation in the Bahamas and challenged them to volleyball and other sporting events while drinking them under the table and eventually licked Ryan’s wife’s ear and she’s all about it.

This dude sounds awesome. I’m gonna tuck my dick between my legs and see if he’ll frick me and take me on a date.
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 8:11 am
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 9:17 pm to
If he made her watch the prequels, then I could understand.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 9:18 pm to
Pretty sure that's a satire site
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