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re: Latest Updates: Russia-Ukraine Conflict
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:26 pm to Centinel
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:26 pm to Centinel
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They're not nearly as effective as the Navy seals.
This is incorrect. Not only will the Russian dolphins kill you but they’re most likely going to rape you. They are very rapey animals especially during war
This post was edited on 4/29/22 at 3:27 pm
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Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:29 pm to OldmanBeasley
I think you underestimate the Navy seals. They are highly trained and fed only the finest kippers.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:32 pm to Lakeboy7
It hasn't been confirmed yet, but there was a Ukrainian report out a couple of days ago that Russia has sent its chief of military staff, Valery Gerasimov, into Ukraine and would take personal battlefield command on the Izium front. This is a guy who's apparently well-thought of with respect to "hybrid-war" doctrine, but hasn't had a field command in decades.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:33 pm to Centinel
I don’t care what diet these seals are on. They can not match the Russian dolphins lust for violence and rape. You’re clearly not a marine biologist and are not qualified to comment on this
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:35 pm to OldmanBeasley
The Rus Poliboarders will be here shortly to take the side of the Kraken in this marine flame war. 
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:36 pm to TigerDoc
Insert "bold strategy cotton" meme here.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:38 pm to OldmanBeasley
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You’re clearly not a marine biologist and are not qualified to comment on this
I'm a sixth generation fisherman, who is a purveyor of the finest kippers in the free world. The kippers that give our Navy seals the stamina and power to defeat the Red Dolphin Threat.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:51 pm to Centinel
Yeah, that's what I thought. If true, that sounds like a Hail Mary, but what do I know, maybe he's the second coming of Zhukov. If not, he'd be a flashy scapegoat.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:53 pm to TigerDoc
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It hasn't been confirmed yet, but there was a Ukrainian report out a couple of days ago that Russia has sent its chief of military staff, Valery Gerasimov, into Ukraine and would take personal battlefield command on the Izium front. This is a guy who's apparently well-thought of with respect to "hybrid-war" doctrine, but hasn't had a field command in decades.
Time to get that RC 135 up pinpointing his HQ.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:53 pm to TigerDoc
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If not, he'd be a flashy scapegoat.
I'm betting more scapegoat, and less Zhukov.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:55 pm to Centinel
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I'm a sixth generation fisherman, who is a purveyor of the finest kippers in the free world. The kippers that give our Navy seals the stamina and power to defeat the Red Dolphin Threat.
I don’t give a damn about you and you family’s infatuation with kippers. A diet of kippers is not going to protect the seals from being dragged down into the dolphins rape dungeon and suffering horrific war crimes that would make an Assyrian king blush
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:56 pm to Centinel
Dolphin attempting to rape a scuba diver
The dolphin clearly struggles to rape something with arms instead of flippers, and is not exactly packing heat. The challenge will be if a seal with its flipper/arm hybrid would be able to fend off involuntary dolphin fornication.
The dolphin clearly struggles to rape something with arms instead of flippers, and is not exactly packing heat. The challenge will be if a seal with its flipper/arm hybrid would be able to fend off involuntary dolphin fornication.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:56 pm to Jim Rockford
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Time to get that RC 135 up pinpointing his HQ.
Mein Fuhrer, it seems someone was smoking in Gerasimov's HQ.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:56 pm to OldmanBeasley
I find your lack of faith in kippers disturbing.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:57 pm to TigerDoc
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maybe he's the second coming of Zhukov
Posted on 4/29/22 at 4:05 pm to OldmanBeasley
Indeed. I rewatched it when all this started to go down. Whenever Putin passes from the scene there's gonna be a helluva sweepstakes.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 4:08 pm to OldmanBeasley
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They are very rapey animals especially during war
Dolphins or Russians?
Posted on 4/29/22 at 4:09 pm to WeeWee
Yes.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 4:15 pm to Lakeboy7
quote:"I'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry"
I bet even the dolphins dont like the Russians.
Posted on 4/29/22 at 4:20 pm to soccerfüt
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"I'm such a baby 'cause the dolphins make me cry"
I thought it was doves that cried.
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