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Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:50 am to CAD703X
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:50 am to CAD703X
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:54 am to CAD703X
10x better than David
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:01 am to CAD703X
Did someone put their banana in your tailpipe?
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:04 am to CAD703X
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Last night I dreamed I was a muffler
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:20 am to CAD703X
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
It's impossible to put down.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:26 am to castorinho
I guess telling y'all about my broken pencil dream would be pointless.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:26 am to CAD703X
An elderly couple is having breakfast.The woman says:"Oh,I had the most wonderful dream:I was 20 years old and I was cycling through a beautiful forest with my sister."The man replies:"I had a wonderful dream too:I was 20 years old and I was making love to a beautiful girl."The woman winks and asks: "were you making love to me?", to which the man replies:"Of course not, you were cycling with your sister."
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:37 am to CAD703X
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CAD703X
I too am a connoisseur of dad jokes
any time I tell one (or make a pun), my SO does the Tom Hanks laugh from the movie Money Pit when he's stuck in the hole in the floor
This post was edited on 2/23/18 at 10:45 am
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:45 am to Slagathor
quote:lies!!!
my SO
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:47 am to CAD703X
Last night I dreamt i was a butterfly. When I woke up, I discovered I was a man again. Now I do not know if I was a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or am a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:52 am to CAD703X
Somebody is bored.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:54 am to Rouge
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Rouge
I have do too have a Super Optometrist!
I don't usually tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:56 am to CAD703X
Man I had a weird dream too. Dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:56 am to CAD703X
Last night I dreamed I ate a 10 lb. marshmallow.
When I woke up this morning my pillow was gone.....
When I woke up this morning my pillow was gone.....
Posted on 2/23/18 at 10:58 am to PrimeTime Money
You got a Dirty “hand” job.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 11:03 am to LSURussian
At 10:56 CaptainsWafer posts
At 10:56 LSURussian posts
Strange things are happening here.
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Man I had a weird dream too. Dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
At 10:56 LSURussian posts
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Last night I dreamed I ate a 10 lb. marshmallow.
When I woke up this morning my pillow was gone.....
Strange things are happening here.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 11:06 am to CAD703X
A few weeks ago I had a good one. I dreamed there were a bunch of monkeys in my backyard throwing kittens around.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 11:07 am to Langland
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Strange things are happening here
It's like the McClintock effect, but for lame jokes. It happens.
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