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Kingwood's Swamp Donkey Crawfish owner arrested for sexually assaulting underage employee
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:25 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:25 am
BAW IS frickED... apparently there are several others coming forward.
Sexual assult with an object against a minor
Sexual assult with an object against a minor
quote:
She told deputies she wanted beer for her and her boyfriend to share, but Starks bought it for her since she wasn't old enough.
When the two returned to the restaurant after buying alcohol, authorities said Starks assaulted the woman in the car before she could get out.
Deputies then said the woman hid inside the restaurant's bathroom for 10 minutes when Starks barged in. She ran out, but he followed and assaulted her once more in the car before she managed to drive away.
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:29 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
He posts here
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:31 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Yeah, yeah, yeah…but what’s the price of crawfish??
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:34 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Where were the swamp donkey crawfish owners like this when I was that age!?
/s
/s
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:35 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
According to article she was 20. Or 18 2 years ago
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 9:36 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:35 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Dude sounds like a sleezebag, but where did the minor bit come from? Report lists her as 20yo. She’s only mentioned as “underage” in the context of him buying her beer.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:38 am to LSURussian
URBAN DICTIONARY
swamp donkey
A sex act where you penetrate your partner with crawfish seasoning on your fingers. Often nonconsensual.
That ole baw in Houston swamp donkeyed some young girl and got arrested.
swamp donkey
A sex act where you penetrate your partner with crawfish seasoning on your fingers. Often nonconsensual.
That ole baw in Houston swamp donkeyed some young girl and got arrested.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:39 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
damn that dude is one sick mofo
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:39 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
she was crying and trying to clean the crawfish seasoning from her vagina.
Gotta say this is a first for me. Never heard that one before.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:39 am to Joshjrn
quote:
Dude sounds like a sleezebag, but where did the minor bit come from? Report lists her as 20yo. She’s only mentioned as “underage” in the context of him buying her beer.
Shitty reporting. I thought we had ourselves a reverse teacher situation here but we've just got a run of the mill pervert fingering an of age woman against her will with crawfish hands and then wanting to eat the spice out of her cooter.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:42 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Swamp Donkey
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 9:44 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:42 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Baw is about to be on the receiving end of some swamp donkey.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:43 am to Splackavellie
quote:
Never heard that one before.
It’s called a spicy knuckle..
I recommend Cajun Two-Step, it’s fiyah..
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:43 am to fr33manator
quote:
I thought we had ourselves a reverse teacher situation here but we've just got a run of the mill pervert fingering an of age woman against her will with crawfish hands and then wanting to eat the spice out of her cooter.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:44 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
he doesnt seem like a smart criminal. 
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:45 am to NorthshoreTiger76
quote:
He posts here
Not anymore
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:51 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
When the Kardashians read about this, they will launch Kourtney’s Kooter Seasoning.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:57 am to MAXtheTIGER
quote:Well, dadgummit!! You done learned me dat good!
swamp donkey
A sex act where you penetrate your partner with crawfish seasoning on your fingers. Often nonconsensual.
That ole baw in Houston swamp donkeyed some young girl and got arrested.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 10:36 am to Joshjrn
quote:
She’s only mentioned as “underage” in the context of him buying her beer.
this
Posted on 1/15/24 at 10:39 am to fr33manator
quote:
we've just got a run of the mill pervert fingering an of age woman against her will with crawfish hands and then wanting to eat the spice out of her cooter.
Now that’s a cursed AI prompt if I’ve ever seen one
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