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re: Kia slowly says ‘Nope, I’m out’

Posted on 8/10/26 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
7374 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 11:41 pm to
Turn it off
Change the gear, N or P doesn't matter
Hit the brake
Hit the e-brake
At that low speed, turn the wheel and you could probably get it caught on the curb with no damage
She could just put her fat arse under a wheel and it would probably stop too.
I'm not even getting creative here. There are lots of ways for her slow uncoordinated arse to stop the car.
Posted by Dicky
Member since Jun 2017
671 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 12:19 am to
Alls I'm saying is they all require getting into the car. The realistic ones at least.

Even looks like she did put her fatass under a wheel, and got ran over lmao
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 12:21 am
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20618 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 1:14 am to
quote:

Love the music in the video



I was expecting to hear the "Benny Hill" music used in many of his skits.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20307 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 1:38 am to
I wanted to say, there is no way you are that bad.

Self preservation should always be a thing
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
50278 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 2:09 am to
Woman had every opportunity to just get in the damn drivers seat & end the chase but did not.

100% getting what they/them deserved.
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 2:10 am
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54288 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:46 am to
quote:

100% getting what they/them deserved.


How dare you assume one's preffered pronouns, please report to reeducation camp Saint Ginsburg. The undersecretary to the pronoun board may have mercy on you, I'll send a PM to SFP to see if he can lighten your sentence.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
18990 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:51 am to
all i can say is wow....
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15155 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:31 am to
That car wanted to be put out of its misery.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
12110 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:38 am to
The jazz music thing is overplayed
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
142255 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:41 am to
Self driving kia
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
1370 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:44 am to
quote:

Self driving kia
Damn. Chalk one up for us old school folks who would never let a car drive us
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 4:45 am
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
5176 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:01 am to
If she didnt weigh 300 ponds she likely would have been successful.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20896 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:20 am to
We truly need more stringent driving tests. These idiots share our roads.

Women drivers in general, old people Sunday driving everywhere every day at any hour in any traffic situation, and hothead baw in his souped up truck riding your arse like Seabiscuit when you're already doing 5-10 over in the right or center lane......


Those three chap my arse the most.
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3399 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:26 am to
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life boy”

Dean Vernon Wormer

(and pink-haired “chicks” as well)
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 8:08 am
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
16404 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:14 am to
Stupid fat bitch can’t do anything more than walk?
Posted by iosman987
Member since Feb 2020
69 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:16 am to
Always interesting to see how these situations play out when brands decide to step back.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
4169 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:20 am to
quote:

And still, someone will have sex with that pink haired whale.


Some brotha somewhere will gladly make her the next one until the next one.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41568 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:34 am to
quote:

If she didnt weigh 300 ponds she likely would have been successful.


Debatable. This one wasn’t present when either of the genes required to function at a base level were handed out, brains or brawn.

100% chance she hobbled around in a walking cast looking for sympathy after.
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 6:38 am
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4855 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:48 am to
The hair is always a dead giveaway. Every time I see someone like her, I wonder what she thinks she looks like?
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
3702 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:56 am to
pretty impressive the KIA jumped 2 curbs during the escape.

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