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re: JP Morgan sex scandal scammer asked for bereavement leave when his dad died. Guess what?

Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41561 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:28 pm to
Maxwell Klinger worked at JP Morgan?

Posted by TTU97NI
Celina, TX
Member since Mar 2017
1409 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:28 pm to
Lock 'em up Private property!
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29932 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:29 pm to
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I wanted to, no I needed to believe that a woman like this existed.


I'll introduce you to my ex wife.

But I must warn you, no matter how empty your balls are... The bitch is still annoying.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

I'll introduce you to my ex wife.



had an ex that was bi-polar, meanest and most evil bitch ever, but she was horny af 24/7, frick or suck at the drop of a hat
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18804 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

had an ex that was bi-polar, meanest and most evil bitch ever, but she was horny af 24/7, frick or suck at the drop of a hat

You guys get all the fun bi polar ones. Mine just sues me a lot.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13887 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 4:28 pm to
It is not going to be easy for this guy to get another job.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37650 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 4:47 pm to
If that's the wife she's a little masculine but not guppy eyed or whatever he called her.

The corporate executive looks a bit like the actress who played Captain Marvel
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183998 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:23 pm to
He filed new claims today


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In Rana’s new filing, one alleged witness — who appears to be a family friend of Rana’s — says he was staying at an apartment while visiting New York City and was woken up by Hajdini’s drunken antics in the middle of the night.

He attempted to go back to sleep, but a “completely naked” Hajdini woke him up.

Hajdini sat on the couch he was sleeping on, lit a cigarette and began begging that he “join them” in the bedroom, the document claims.

Despite refusing several times, the mystery witness claims Hajdini told him “you know I own [redacted], so you better come join.”

After she returned to the bedroom, he claims that he could hear Rana pleading “no, no, no, you have to leave. I’m not going to do this. Please stop.”

Hajdini left the apartment later in the night, and the stunned Rana emerged, sharing his story of how Hajdini “constantly harassed him and forced him to engage in sexual behavior with her on a number of occasions,” the docs say.

Rana allegedly recalled that Hajdini threatened him with “trouble” if he didn’t comply, and “reiterated his concern that Ms. Hajdini was blackmailing him.”

That affirmation also claims witnessing Hajdini be “handsy” with Rana at a concert for Norwegian DJ Kygo at Barclay’s Center earlier that month.

The other anonymous affirmation — seemingly from the owner of the apartment where the family friend was staying — claims that he saw Hajdini kissing Rana’s neck on the street sometime during the summer of 2024.

And in September 2024, she overheard them entering her apartment building, recalling that Hajdini said something that sounded like “I own you Brownie.”

Both affirmations were signed last July, records show.

Other exhibits include an affirmation from Rana, who argues he should proceed anonymously because the alleged events have left him with PTSD.

A letter from Johnathan Alpert, an executive psychotherapist, claims to confirm his PTSD diagnosis.

Rana cites a June 2025 email to Alpert claiming that he had “not slept in weeks” and was “unable to eat,” was hearing Hajdini’s voice in his head and “I feared for my own safety” and for his family’s.



Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
5357 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:27 pm to
Dude is a POS.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2415 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:39 pm to
Reincarnation!

Unlimited bereavement for Chirayu or JP Morgan sucks!

Hehehe…
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20867 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:47 pm to
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lying gets you fired from where I work

He was lying for the boss.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7280 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:53 pm to
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I wanted to, no I needed to believe that a woman like this existed.

I really want to see those cannons. I like bobs and vagene
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29932 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

You guys get all the fun bi polar ones. Mine just sues me a lot.


You know you say that... Until you get home and she's locked the key for a ball gag inside her own mouth.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
46936 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 6:45 pm to
I can't decide if this dude needs to go to jail or a mental hospital. Maybe both somehow
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19402 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:26 pm to
Can’t wait for the defamation lawsuit. Ole girl is going to rightfully ruin this goober’s life
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139139 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:36 pm to
It’s like it’s ingrained in their DNA
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:43 pm to
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Indians always scamming. Its in their DNA.

Baloney! I’ve known a lot of Indians very well, having spent my career in engineering. I have definitely known a few who were scammy, but I’ve also known many who were among the kindest people I’ve ever known.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10894 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:11 pm to
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Despite refusing several times, the mystery witness claims Hajdini told him “you know I own [redacted], so you better come join.”

… The other anonymous affirmation — seemingly from the owner of the apartment where the family friend was staying — claims that he saw Hajdini kissing Rana’s neck on the street sometime during the summer of 2024.

And in September 2024, she overheard them entering her apartment building, recalling that Hajdini said something that sounded like “I own you Brownie.”



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