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re: Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon

Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by MaxxPain2
Member since Oct 2021
1205 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 1:48 pm to
Holy hell I had a glass of lemonade over the weekend.....coulda been me!
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
10116 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:00 pm to
No wonder he was so sour.
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
235 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:16 pm to
Lemon drops, as it were.....
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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10116 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:18 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18953 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Didn't Hitler have a micro peen too.

Probably more of a dick tater than lemon.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119892 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

All I care about is who killed him and how much raping the prince and B. Clinton and Donnie did on his island


This is just hypothetical, but what if Trump's name is on the list?

I don't think it is because he would have fought for it not to be released, but would people respond as they would if.. I don't know.. Pete Buttigieg is on it?
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1377 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

sick sex pest behavior.


Are we not supposed to do that?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194113 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:39 pm to
Dan Patrick Lieutenant Governor of Texas has a similar condition I guess it effects people differently
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9295 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

typical reaction of a jilted woman


yep

never, ever believe what they say on this subject.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61415 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:48 pm to
5 page and no pics? slackers.

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20580 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

“Some people have described it as the shape of an egg. I think it was more of the shape of a lemon, and it was really small when it was fully erect. It was probably like two inches.”

Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3854 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 2:57 pm to
Except that your jawbone and penis are in the same place.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57912 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 3:40 pm to
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Turn off the media feed
what ‘media feed’? I do not watch tv and TD is my only social media. I was a teenager when crime was a lot worse in NOLA, but it didn’t affect me because it stayed in certain areas.

I cannot say that now. A young kid was shot in my neighborhood a few months ago - he was walking to the park with friends. It didn’t even make the news. He survived but no one knows who shot him.

A few weeks ago, there were 8 gunshots a half a mile away. Probably just random, but what the hell?

On Labor Day, a man tried to get into my house when my husband wasn’t home - he would not leave until I pumped the shot gun.

I will not list the other instances in which the ‘non existent’ crime has affected me. I am not scared because I will blow someone’s brains out - especially if they touch one of my kids - but I’m not stupid enough to think I can’t be attacked first. I have to make sure no one is in my driveway when I go outside because people have been robbed on their own driveways in this neighborhood. Ironically, I’m a stone’s throw away from the new city of St George.

quote:

you should move
easier said than done, and I explained why we haven’t moved in my previous post
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
178999 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 3:54 pm to
You should just ignore him. He's an idiot and no explanation will be good enough, so you are wasting your time. It would be more productive to go watch paint dry.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57912 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

You should just ignore him
I should - but I did start it by saying he was ignorant and disrespectful
quote:

It would be more productive to go watch paint dry.
it’s therapeutic to get all of that stuff off my chest even if The Tard Leg doesn’t read it
This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

You should just ignore him. He's an idiot and no explanation will be good enough, so you are wasting your time. It would be more productive to go watch paint dry.

When someone doesn’t agree with you, they’re an idiot. I’m in here saying prominent politicians are involved in this on both sides, your retort is that I’m a dumb boomer with TDS. Comedy.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29626 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:29 pm to
This is one of the "look over here" things
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
178999 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

When someone doesn’t agree with you, they’re an idiot.


No. I’m saying you’re an idiot, and I’m basing that on the history of terrible takes you’ve managed to accumulate here.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:41 pm to
Remember in this thread when you called me ignorant for previously citing anecdotal evidence that American cities aren’t a disaster in need of the national guard? I sure do. Yet here you are with anecdotal evidence about why it’s all so bad, from your home that is—in your words—in the ghetto.

Perhaps it is time to take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself which decisions you made that brought you to living in a dangerous ghetto with kids and think the national guard should come help clean it all up. You live in the wealthiest country on the planet where fast food workers can make $40k, people walk a thousand miles through the least hospitable areas of rugged terrain just to get a shot at getting in, but you can’t move out of Louisiana.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11556 posts
Posted on 11/19/25 at 4:42 pm to
You got it, Stout. You’re clearly a bright bulb in a dimly lit tree.
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