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re: Jeff Bezos with his braud at the F1 Miami Event

Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:01 am to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20248 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:01 am to
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Five years ago he was nerd and couldn't get laid in a whore house


He was worth a billion dollars over 20 years ago. That buys the entire whore house.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25291 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:15 am to
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that thing he's walking around with is the most technologically advanced, customizable, upgradeable sex bot with secret AWS integrated AI that may or may not be a real person


You’d think they could have made it hotter
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
10552 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:26 am to
I think I could do better than that if I was a billionaire. I also don’t like having sex with plastic.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8141 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:28 am to
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You’d think they could have made it hotter



They are just beta testing this prototype. Kind of like when you see a Ferrari wrapped in all those weird patterns to obscure the real design.

Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15195 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:30 am to
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She has DSLs.
Posted by Fear TheSpear
Bradfordville
Member since May 2023
203 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:34 am to
Haters Gon hate

Big Bezos is da man!!!
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7437 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:39 am to
I bet the first thing he did when got $1m was 2 chicks at the same time.
Posted by Dog Tree
Member since Sep 2019
594 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:41 am to
I'd like to see what she has done to her other lips.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
15415 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:42 am to
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He may be more douche than Rogan.


Wtf did Rogan do?
Posted by Geauxldilocks
Member since Aug 2018
6586 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:59 am to
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Richest man on the planet and that's what he picks?


Yeah but guarantee she’s shoving 2 fingers up his arse during missionary. The nicer ones aren’t as apt to go there.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42331 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 8:00 am to
I didn't think the F1 had headlights
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
12380 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 8:45 am to
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I'd like to see what she has done to her other lips.


Probably doesn’t have them. That’s a man baby.

Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16402 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 8:54 am to
Why would a guy that smart and rich, ever be committed to a real human woman?
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31402 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:04 am to
This maybe unpopular but I would rather the blonde.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27784 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:08 am to
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Richest man on the planet and that's what he picks?


Least he stayed within his wheelhouse age-wise. Not some 26 year old insta-whore.

NOW…. Did she get excessive with tits and face fillers? Yep.

Jeff is pushing excessive with the TRT though.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65404 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:23 am to
Pro beard. He's actually a homo.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62241 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:26 am to
Appears to be cold wherever they are.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10895 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:27 am to
All that money and that's the trash he chooses.
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22628 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:30 am to
What a sinister looking woman… Bezos may be rich, but he’s shallow, too…
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32588 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:34 am to
He looks like a bond villain
This post was edited on 6/3/23 at 9:35 am
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