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re: It’s that time of year again in the south, watch out for us riders
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:25 pm to HenryParsons
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:25 pm to HenryParsons
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Today I was down Tiger Bend, I hit a lazy curve doing about 45 when my front tire slid on a thick patch of fresh grass clippings some careless homeowner had blown straight into the street.
My hog fishtailed hard, rear end stepping out like it was trying to runaway from me, and for a second, I thought I was going down.
I was already shifting my weight, ready to lay her down to avoid a high side, eyeing the ditch. Luckily, I steadied her, caught traction, and rolled out.
You sound like you've never ridden a motorcycle in your life.
Probably best you don't.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:25 pm to momentoftruth87
Da clibbins! Watchfer da clibbins!
Probably my favorite stupid thing on the internet.
Yea it's bullshite Could it cause an issue? Sure. But you'd have to be an absolute dipshit to get taken out by da clibbins.
Probably my favorite stupid thing on the internet.

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Every biker I know say the grass clippings thing isn’t what it’s made out to be and other factors contribute to an accident.
Yea it's bullshite Could it cause an issue? Sure. But you'd have to be an absolute dipshit to get taken out by da clibbins.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:26 pm to SallysHuman
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It's GRASS clippings.
Its pretty lazy to just leave that shite out there.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:28 pm to HenryParsons
How awful are you ok??, what I meant is ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:28 pm to HenryParsons
you should pay attention to the road so that you don't risk injuring people in cars smh
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:29 pm to HenryParsons
Don’t drive a motorcycle… pretty easy.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:29 pm to HenryParsons
This OP being downvoted is crazy to me. What kind of psycho would blow their grass in the street believing it could cause a motorcycle to lose control?
This post was edited on 6/12/25 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:30 pm to OweO
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Its pretty lazy to just leave that shite out there.
Not lazy.
Entertainment... now I can mow and edge, pop open a chair and watch the bikers wipe out.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:35 pm to SallysHuman
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pop open a chair and watch the bikers wipe out.
That is pretty funny. Video it next time.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:35 pm to Earnest_P
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This OP being downvoted is crazy to me. What kind of psycho would blow their grass in the street believing it could cause a motorcycle to lose control?
Me, because I'm tired of those asshats speeding down my street.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:36 pm to SallysHuman
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But where else do they go? It is a natural byproduct of lawn maintenance.
Not blowing the clippings back into the yard is the definition of lazy and trashy.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:42 pm to HenryParsons
Did you have your PROSPECT jacket on ?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:44 pm to gaetti15
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insert South Park joke about Harley riders beings figs
99% of riders give the 1% of riders a bad name

Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:55 pm to HenryParsons
Dam grass clibbins, almost haddalayerdown.


Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:55 pm to bad93ex
So you are going to fast around a turn that you can't adjust for objects in the road. Just be warned if my kid gets hit.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 2:12 pm to HenryParsons
As homo as the OP sounds, I do agree with him about grass clippings. Blow it back in your yard.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 2:22 pm to SallysHuman
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. only the portion you mow near the road end up IN the road, and they blow away soon enough anyway between wind and air displacement of passing vehicles.
You are supposed to blow those back into your yard for a few reasons but mostly because they will clog storm drains. It's pretty easy and only takes a few minutes to not be a piece of shite.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 2:30 pm to HenryParsons
I will continue to blow my clippings on the road until you "HOG" riders stop riding on the yellow lines damn near scraping my mirrors.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 2:31 pm to gaetti15
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insert South Park joke about Harley riders beings figs
I find most riders to be dumbasses who live up to the stereotype of “organ donors”.
It’s hard to look and listen for riders if they are splitting lanes at 90 and otherwise driving like assholes.
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