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re: Its so embarrassing when your mom accidentally sees your girlfriend's dong

Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74242 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:14 pm to
If you are a guy and you have sex with a chick with a dick then how aren't you gay?
And how does that work? Anal? Take turns?
Sorry but that's gay
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74242 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:16 pm to
In his book. Marilyn Manson said if you blow a guy and get hard you're gay. If you stay limp your straight. Seriously. And yes he blew a dude
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12452 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:19 pm to
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Dude, I'm pretty sure you're a phag. You fricked a dude with a dick.



Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:21 pm to
No words to describe the fricked up thinking with this guy. JFC

First you're gay
Second you have a boyfriend.


Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20093 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

how aren't you gay? And how does that work? Anal? Take turns? Sorry but that's gay


If you think about a girl when a dudes blowing you, you are not gay. You are so straight.
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
326 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:33 pm to
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 5:41 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109232 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:40 pm to
I like my girls like I like my coffee, without a penis.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109232 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Good Lord and you post this on the OT. Are you nuts?


No, but the guy’s girlfriend was.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16566 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:44 pm to
Is Reddit the new Penthouse Forum?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109232 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

This is the most reddit post in the history of reddit.

For me it’s the one where the guy's dog won't listen to him or respect him anymore since he saw the owner getting gay-railed by his bf.


Dogs understand what getting mounted means.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20081 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

Marilyn Manson said if you blow a guy and get hard you're gay


If you blow a guy you’re already gay.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39251 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:47 pm to
frick that bullshite.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109232 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

-Afroman

The Poet-Laureate of the early 2000s.


He could have accomplished so much.

But then he got high, but then he got high, but then he got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131547 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:49 pm to
Fake but I still chuckled
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:53 pm to
Nope. Homo.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20032 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:02 pm to
Well, after that post I would think that "No closet can hold him back now".


Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65772 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:13 pm to
No way that's real. I just cannot believe someone is that delusional.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
9883 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

but the worst part is she saw girlfriends dick.


Kind of sums up America 2026.

quote:

now my mom thinks I'm gay


Well, when your girlfriend does have a cock…


Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23933 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned.

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man.

So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55973 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:27 pm to
He's gay
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