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re: Its so embarrassing when your mom accidentally sees your girlfriend's dong

Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9172 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:21 pm to
Imagine voting alongside these fricking nut jobs.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
45945 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

-Afroman


The Poet-Laureate of the early 2000s.



Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20192 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

If your girlfriend has a dick, he's your boyfriend


Those are just great words to live by.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41211 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:25 pm to
This might be a good Reddit thread to sort by controversial
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36319 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:28 pm to
How long until one of them commits a mass shooting?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74849 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:29 pm to
yay, another future school shooter created by Reddit.
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24133 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:30 pm to
That’s 100% satire
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40942 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:33 pm to
When does his boyfriend shoot up a school?
Posted by tigersmanager
Member since Jun 2010
11199 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:33 pm to
I doubt it
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
3475 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

If your girlfriend has a dick, he's your boyfriend


If your girlfriend did have a dick would it be considered gay if the boy sucked the girl’s dick? I’m just trying to understand all this.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
24830 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:44 pm to
Word to the wise: if your girlfriend has a dick, he’s not your girlfriend.

Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
33337 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:45 pm to
Run of the mill democrat post
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3547 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

If your girlfriend has a dick, he's your boyfriend


This is what makes no logical sense. Let’s start with lesbians…for the most part, in the real world, one is a butch and dresses and looks like a dude.
Presume they play with fake dongs.
Why not just get a real dude with a real dong?
Same the other way. One dresses up like a girl and only has one hole down there. So why not just get a real girl with, well, you know.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5800 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

my mom thinks I'm gay (when I'm completely straight)


Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27576 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

frick this world.
^
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7157 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 4:57 pm to
Celibacy and the priesthood is sounding better and better for future generations. What the frick
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:00 pm to
Things that didn’t happen for $600, Alex.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

That's gotta be a troll

lol yeah that line makes me think it could be

I mean it could very well be a true story but I’d imagine those sub reddits are super easy to troll
Posted by CajunFrench
Member since Feb 2026
67 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:13 pm to
none of that happened. These lonely pale skinned losers on reddit just make up this disgusting shite out of boredom and depression.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85606 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

FML dude, she deserves better


Yeah, your mom does deserve better
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