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re: Its so embarrassing when your mom accidentally sees your girlfriend's dong

Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:31 pm to
Pretty sure none of this is true
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19450 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:34 pm to
No such thing as chicks with dicks…. Only guys with tits.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74568 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

Just so the OT is clear here — are you saying that if a guy fricks a dude with a pussy, he’s not gay?



Doesn’t exist.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2694 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

That's gotta be a troll


What was your

quote:

reddit


first clue?
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36744 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:42 pm to
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Pretty sure none of this is true


It’s real

Reddit Link - it’s 4 years old
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
10414 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 6:51 pm to
Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132612 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

It’s real


The post is real, yeah

The story isnt
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:09 pm to
Posted by Pho Que II
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2024
61 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:12 pm to
You sir are a genius and a man of exactly the right number of words.
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
2597 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

she saw girlfriend’s dick

Posted by H newman
Member since Oct 2021
2187 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:17 pm to
You are a queer
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157275 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

now my mom thinks i'm gay (when i'm completely straight)

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41817 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5903 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:30 pm to
Just what kind of person would post this on SM for the whole world to read? You wanna frick your tranny boy/girl/friend, then more power to you, just keep it behind closed doors.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 7:38 pm to
The definition of cis
quote:

Identifying as having a gender that corresponds to the sex one has been assigned at birth; not transgender


So if a 17M is cis that means they are a 17M.. Saying cis seems redundant. But that doesn't say whether he is gay or not..

But he has a girlfriend who is trans mtf. So its a dude who wants to be a girl right? So the 17M cis is gay then right? You are not straight if the girls you like have a dick.

If I had a son and he brought what appeared to be a girl home and then later I see both of them naked and she has a dick I am telling him/her to get the frick out my house. Me and my son are having a conversation. If that's what he is into then that's him, but as long he is in my house there will be rules. If I see them like that again the day he turns 18, he better have packed the day before.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60208 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

quote:
Just so the OT is clear here — are you saying that if a guy fricks a dude with a pussy, he’s not gay?

Doesn’t exist.

Maybe I’m not as up to speed on the trans culture as you are, but I thought dudes can have a pussy built in place of their cock?
Posted by KCRoyalBlue
Member since Nov 2020
2295 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

They always say "I pass well" and its the most obvious guy in drag you have ever seen.


This is the equivalent of smokers who say that non-smokers can't tell they light up.

We....all....know.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9286 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Well look on the bright side, she has a gay son. She can brag about that to her girlfriends!


That seems to be the going thing for Liberal mom's these days.
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1248 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Dude, I'm pretty sure you're a phag. You fricked a dude with a dick.


Maybe she fricked him, or something.
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