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re: It would be really cool to be a ship’s captain in 600 BC in the Mediterranean

Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:05 pm to
They didn't even have video games. What a dumb era.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:06 pm to
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Why do you think it would be smelly? People swam, a lot.

And? That’s not the same thing as a bath. Plus even if it was, they weren’t swimming multiple times a week. Especially being on a ship doing manual labor outside while not cleaning yourself for months on end.

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Also, prostitution was pretty legal everywhere. I think they’d be fine sexual health wise


STDs everywhere
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:07 pm to
Baw I’m watching porn on this little device that contains the entirety of all human knowledge and history, eating cheez-its and watching Chernobyl, all while sitting in a 68 degree house


Why would I want to be a frickin ship captain 2600 years ago
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 9:08 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85495 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:08 pm to
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The Mediterranean hadn’t been sterilized yet into the cookie cutter symmetry you would find even by 400 BC or 300 BC.


What do you mean by this?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:09 pm to
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Being Stuck on a boat for months with sexually frustrated men has always been a dream of mine


Why do you think Terd is always so angry and always banned.
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7911 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:09 pm to
I could get by without a lot of modern conveniences. The one that gets me is no toilet paper. I read recently that the Romans used a communal arse cleaning stick thing. Like I would wipe my shite on it, then pass it to you to use. I get nauseous thinking about it.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20642 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:15 pm to
By 400-300, you aren’t seen as many random small colonies. Things are setting down pretty much to where they will be till the Romans take over
Posted by bubba102105
Member since Aug 2017
537 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:25 pm to
I don't want to live in a world where seatow isn't a call away
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85495 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:27 pm to
Was just a weird phrasing. Cookie cutter sterilized is often used to describe suburbs not the ancient Mediterranean

Depending on the exact time and place, I guess you’d see a mix of Greeks, Carthaginians, Egyptians, Persians, Phoenicians, whoever was in Italy at the time...you think that’s cookie cutter? Plus the Greeks weren’t monolithic.
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:28 pm to
I get what you are saying, but the Mediterranean was always difficult to govern or control well into the 18th Century. And on the other hand by 600 BC it seems as though the Greeks, Carthaginians and Etruscans had a pretty well set colonial system established.
Posted by ExtraGravy
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:29 pm to
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Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:30 pm to
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athenslife101

Checks out
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21806 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:32 pm to
Go walk thru the ghetto at night. It'll be exploring thru the land of the savages.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12199 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:34 pm to
Read Braundel's series "The Mediterranean". Things were already resolved. along the shore communities were spaced about a day's sail/row ahead.

Would you be a good CEO for a boat, keeping the propellers running and the sails mended? Except you had to keep the propellers that you owned well fed and healthy or you'd lose your investment.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:16 pm to
Yeah, there were actually a few fish in that sea back then.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51408 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:22 pm to
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Phoenicians
absolutely dominated. They ran that shite. Everywhere. Jews get a bad rap. The original 'you will never manufacture, but buy and sell' was the Phoenician (a distinct maritime tribe of Lebanon).

They invented arbitrage.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 10:33 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55343 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:24 pm to
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Why would I want to be a frickin ship captain 2600 years ago
bc those were badasses
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106024 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:27 pm to
Would rather live 12,000 years ago before the ancient advanced human civilization was wiped out by asteroid impact.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5166 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:28 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 12:16 am
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33953 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:35 pm to
I'd settle for being Tom Sawyer, riding down the river on a raft with Huck Finn, and Big Jim.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 11:36 pm
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