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Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:05 pm to Jack Ruby
Totally depends on the sect and the minister.
I’ve been to some like you describe, and others that were almost more Catholic than Catholics.
I’ve been to some like you describe, and others that were almost more Catholic than Catholics.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:10 pm to Jack Ruby
I don't remember hearing any of those "love and OBEY" parts lately.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:13 pm to Jack Ruby
No stand up fricking on the honeymoon. Too much like dancing.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:20 pm to Jack Ruby
Congrats on the hour long wedding, I guess?
Best I can remember, mine and my wife’s wedding was about 22 minutes long, and without checking, I think we are just as married as our fellow Jews and Catholics
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Go to a Catholic or Jewish wedding, and they're always the same structure due to religious/church traditions and services.
Best I can remember, mine and my wife’s wedding was about 22 minutes long, and without checking, I think we are just as married as our fellow Jews and Catholics

Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:24 pm to Sao
I’m not Methodist. But in my experience they have the fastest weddings. Catholics have mass and Baptist turn the ceremony into a Bobby Bowden stump speech
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:33 pm to Dave_O
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Best I can remember, mine and my wife’s wedding was about 22 minutes long, and without checking, I think we are just as married as our fellow Jews and Catholics
I'm Protestant but we got married in Vegas. I don't think it lasted ten minutes. Been together roughly 20 years
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:39 pm to fallguy_1978
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I'm Protestant but we got married in Vegas. I don't think it lasted ten minutes. Been together roughly 20 years
First marriage did the whole nine yards at 23 years old, I don’t even recall what was spent, something north of $15K. Second time around, did Vegas, spent $1200 on everything

Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:39 pm to Jack Ruby
It’s kinda the point. You make your wedding what you want vs some priest you don’t know giving you a script when the only part of the Catholic faith you listen to is when to eat fish.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:40 pm to Jack Ruby
I had a cousin who got married and the ceremony lasted 21 minutes. I told his brother that he’s got to beat that. He said no problem.
Three years later the ceremony was done in 16 minutes. It was a brief interruption in the party.
Say what you want about Protestant weddings, but there’s something to be said for getting that part of the process done quick.
Three years later the ceremony was done in 16 minutes. It was a brief interruption in the party.
Say what you want about Protestant weddings, but there’s something to be said for getting that part of the process done quick.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:40 pm to PowerTool
quote:Congrats on the sects?
Totally depends on the sect and the minister.

Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:43 pm to Breauxsif
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Second time around, did Vegas, spent $1200 on everything
It wasn't spur of the moment. We went to Vegas to get married because we thought the wedding sounded like a hassle once we started getting into the planning.
I think our actual wedding cost a couple hundred dollars but I'm sure we spent way more than $1200 on the trip.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 7:56 pm to Jack Ruby
The only true Protestants are Lutheran, Anglican, Reformed, and Presbyterian.
You know how I know?
Because there’s structure in everything they do.
Baptists are Congregationalists. Hence, no structure.
You know how I know?
Because there’s structure in everything they do.
Baptists are Congregationalists. Hence, no structure.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 8:38 pm to Jack Ruby
In general, it is a high church vs low church issue. High church places emphasis on ceremony, vestments, and sacraments and low church doesn't. All the weddings I have been to in low church formats still have a basic adherence to ceremony in terms of structure but much less so with the actual language.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 8:42 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:Well, to put it in the proper context, the widow next door had been married seven times before. And every one was a Henry.
after Henry the 8th we all know its a scam
Posted on 4/1/23 at 8:48 pm to Jack Ruby
Lutheran weddings follow a structure but it depends on what the couple wants as to how long it lasts. The basics only take about 15 minutes. It depends on how long the Pastor speaks, whether there are any extra readings, special music, etc.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 8:48 pm to Jack Ruby
30 minute ceremony, 30 minute reception. You can be back on the golf course by 4.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 8:56 pm to Jack Ruby
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Posted on 4/1/23 at 9:05 pm to bayoubengals88
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The only true Protestants are Lutheran, Anglican, Reformed, and Presbyterian. You know how I know? Because there’s structure in everything they do
This is absolutely, without question, incorrect.
Posted on 4/1/23 at 9:17 pm to Jack Ruby
If its in Alabama, its usually just one big family reunion.
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