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Posted on 1/13/21 at 10:42 am to The Boat
Not a ton, but more than you’d probably expect.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 10:43 am to kingbob
Posted on 1/13/21 at 10:43 am to OweO
1985 Last day of school, Central High School. The seniors all get out early and go to one of the guy's parents house for a pool party. Beer and cheap Boones Farm wine was flowing like the swallows of Capistrano.
One of the hottest girls in our class, a member of the dance team and all around unattainable beauty got pushed in to the pool in the deep end. She surfaced and proceeded to swim/wade from the deep end to the shallow end, her perfect 18 year old boob popped out and declaring it's supremacy to the world the whole time.
Every guy there stopped and stared in disbelief. There were a shite ton of prayers that were answered in one fell swoop that day.
She got all the way to the shallow end edge before another girl ran up and told her.
What a way to end high school.
One of the hottest girls in our class, a member of the dance team and all around unattainable beauty got pushed in to the pool in the deep end. She surfaced and proceeded to swim/wade from the deep end to the shallow end, her perfect 18 year old boob popped out and declaring it's supremacy to the world the whole time.
Every guy there stopped and stared in disbelief. There were a shite ton of prayers that were answered in one fell swoop that day.
She got all the way to the shallow end edge before another girl ran up and told her.
What a way to end high school.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 10:49 am to djangochained
quote:We married from different sub sets of women.
My wife’s friends are always texting awesome pictures
Post boob job
Trying on bathing suits
Comparing nipples
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:07 am to Muthsera
>Be me
>15 years old
>Neighborhood tease calls me late at night
>"Barney, come stand outside my bedroom window. I have a surprise for you"
>Ran Crescent City Classic earlier that day
>Too tired for her shite
>"I'm tired and not in the mood for this. Call me tomorrow."
>She insists
>I walk to her house
>Stand outside her window
>"I'm here"
>Bedroom lights come on
>She starts strip teasing to Milli Vanilli Blame it on the Rain
>See boob
>See bush
>Feeling good
>Her dad comes out front door
>"Who the hell is out there?!?!?! I'll fricking kill you!!!"
>Run like the wind
>Dad gives chase
>Legs like jello
>Waning boner gives me superhuman speed
>Hide behind levee
>Neighborhood tease feels bad and gives me a handy on my front porch the next day.
>15 years old
>Neighborhood tease calls me late at night
>"Barney, come stand outside my bedroom window. I have a surprise for you"
>Ran Crescent City Classic earlier that day
>Too tired for her shite
>"I'm tired and not in the mood for this. Call me tomorrow."
>She insists
>I walk to her house
>Stand outside her window
>"I'm here"
>Bedroom lights come on
>She starts strip teasing to Milli Vanilli Blame it on the Rain
>See boob
>See bush
>Feeling good
>Her dad comes out front door
>"Who the hell is out there?!?!?! I'll fricking kill you!!!"
>Run like the wind
>Dad gives chase
>Legs like jello
>Waning boner gives me superhuman speed
>Hide behind levee
>Neighborhood tease feels bad and gives me a handy on my front porch the next day.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:09 am to boxcarbarney
Sounds like she wasn’t a complete tease after all.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:24 am to kingbob
quote:
Sounds like she wasn’t a complete tease after all.
All it took was her dad trying to murder me to bring out her inner whore.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:28 am to The Boat
quote:
First and last black breast I’ve seen in real life.
My first was in a National Geographic Magazine as a kid.
Last was in Destin a few summers back. A big wave hit this fat woman and her right tit popped out. Looks like a long skinny watermelon hanging down.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:32 am to Muthsera
was leaving New Orleans after a long night out. On I-10 west at 7AM, wife asleep in the passenger seat, and a Tahoe full of college girls pulls up next to me and ALL of them flashed me
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:40 am to BoostAddict
quote:
Last summer at the beach, this girl (age 16-18) with an impressive rack was playing in the HUGE surf where she was cleaned out by a wave... along with her top.
Gotta say, not the greatest time to be specific there chief
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:46 am to notiger1997
quote:
A big wave hit this fat woman and her right tit popped out. Looks like a long skinny watermelon hanging down.
I saw a friend's mom naked once. They lived out in the country and I went over to their house and the front door was open but the glass door was shut. I'm about to knock looking straight down the hall and she strolls out of the laundry room towards her bedroom buck naked.
It was not a pleasant sight. She was maybe in her 60s and a good 50 lbs overweight. Looked like she had 2 Snoopies hanging from her chest. I can still see it in my head almost 30 years later
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 11:57 am
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:48 am to prostyleoffensetime
" Got a full frontal over FaceTime of my wife’s best friend... We’ve never spoken about it since."
I would never dare bring it up, but my wife would probably bring it up during an argument about something trivial.
I would never dare bring it up, but my wife would probably bring it up during an argument about something trivial.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:51 am to Perrydawg
quote:
Senior Year of high school and I was a helper for a sophomore PE class. I am just sitting there not doing anything in particular and one of the sisters of girl in my class sits down in front of me to stretch. Obviously not wearing any underwear with her cheer leading shorts and beaver is out on full on display.
I feel like a lot of small yet important details were left out here...
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 11:52 am
Posted on 1/13/21 at 11:54 am to Muthsera
When I was 14 on vacation in Greece with my mother, we stumbled upon a nude beach. There was a tan butterfaced topless woman in a black bikini bottom with just the most bizarre breasts. They were the first pair I’d ever seen in person, and were completely fascinating to me, but looking back, they were the worst boobs I’ve ever seen. I feel like they must have been the result of a bad post-kids boob lift. I can still see them bouncing slowly across the pebble-strewn Aegean beach in my mind...
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 11:55 am
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:04 pm to TwoFace
Reminds me of being at a party when one of my wife's best friends (a hair dresser who is always with a new man every few years) showed me naked pictures on her phone of her fingering herself. I was drunk and shocked as hell and gotta say I was excited! But I was also not drunk enough to forget that I was married with kids and a lot to lose, so I escaped her whoring clutches. Turns out over the years she has shown similar pics to all the husband's in our circle. We all know to avoid her, and the wives can't understand why we all call her a whore behind her back.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 1:28 pm to Muthsera
Spring break a million years ago, late 80's in Ft Walton, There was a storm hitting New Orleans so the surf was pretty heavy in Florida. I was in the water when a huge wave came up, I jumped up and turned my back to the impact. As the wave broke past me a girl with an impressive set was facing the wave, and me as I was turned around, It broke over her and stripped her bikini top to her waist. She didn't panic, just very slowly adjusted every thing while smiling.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 1:36 pm to GumbeauxGuy
One of the worst memories I have along this subject was seeing my aunts tittie as a kid. She was water skiing and crashed. As she swam up and went to climb into the boat one boob was hanging out. I was around 10 and to this day can’t get the image of that 45 year old women’s big brown nipple out of my mind
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 5:45 pm
Posted on 1/13/21 at 1:41 pm to notiger1997
quote:
that 45 year old women’s big brown nipple
Posted on 1/13/21 at 1:45 pm to Muthsera
My dad's place was on a hill, when I was 12 years old my bedroom was on the top floor and the window was nearly parallel with the bottom floor of the house above us on the hill.
It was the bedroom of a woman in her early 30's and it was ceiling to ground glass wall. She would close her drapes, but seem to have zero idea that you can see through sheer curtains.
At night when she got the lights on, I was basically looking into her bedroom from 20 yards away. Never had a guy over, so it was just nakedness, toweling off after shower.
It was only for two summers that I got to see this, best summers of my life
It was the bedroom of a woman in her early 30's and it was ceiling to ground glass wall. She would close her drapes, but seem to have zero idea that you can see through sheer curtains.
At night when she got the lights on, I was basically looking into her bedroom from 20 yards away. Never had a guy over, so it was just nakedness, toweling off after shower.
It was only for two summers that I got to see this, best summers of my life
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