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Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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zero idea that you can see through sheer curtains

We have bamboo roman shades, at night with the lights on you can see right through from outside.

My fiancée realized this recently, and now she's paranoid about neighbors catching a peak. I just hang dong and don't really care.


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Modern
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Freshman year in college my dorm was co-ed. I started a semester early and for some reason all of the freshman on my floor was from the BR area, so all of us already had a good common factor and was a big clique of friends early.

The night after we all moved in, my roommate (a Broodmoor grad) was messing around and talking smack to the 2 chicks (Tara grads) a few rooms down. So we’re sitting in their room just watching TV and one of them went into their bathroom to take a shower. Well for some odd reason their water pressure was low and the shower didn’t work at all. So my roommate and I (attempting to seize an opportunity) told her that she can use our shower....


So all of us go down the hall to our room, and she goes get in the shower...Well when she got out, she walked out with some shorts on, no bra, no shirt, natural D’s just causally out.

She asked her roommate if she can go grab an extra towel from their room, and her roommate goes “OMG, cover yourself up!” And the chick says “What? I don’t mind my boobs being out. Their just boobs, and these guys ain’t gonna be bent out of shape over it.”...This chick was half white and half Puerto Rican, with a 100% Puerto Rican body.

Well after a few “drinks. Those boobs met my face. Lol.


We’re still friends on FB, she’s married with kids and has a good career.


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Robin Masters
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?


A blowjob?


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Rougaroux
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Saw one girls snatch in PE in high school. She was sitting indian style in short shorts and I see a cleanly shaven giner next to her inner thigh. Also saw one dudes goober this same way a few years before. 50/50


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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
My brother and I (when we were 10 and 13) were fishing a canal off of False River, right across the street from our house.

Ski boat wakes the shite out of us, and my big bro flips the full elbow/crossed one finger bird at them (Big shite in '82)

They double back, and both females moon us, next pass, they flashed bewbz.

A few days later, the Sherriff Preston brings my bro home, tells my Dad, "Ricky was flipping the finger to every boat on the lake from Bonaventure's... but...Hell I can't blame him after he told me why."

True story.


Fewer Kilometers
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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Age 9-10: Parents took us camping to some shitty KOA. I walked down to the showers to grab a coke from the vending machines there. As I'm trying to decide what to get, naked woman walks by the screen door to the women's room. First bush I ever saw.

Age 16: Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls. Later that night, a group of us go swimming in the hotel pool after hours and some homely chick's boob falls out of her top. Praise him!

Age 18: Guy in my class is orbiting a first rate attention whore that his roommate has been trying to bang all semester. Chick is a massive tease. We're heading out to grab dinner, walk by his roommate's door on the way out and the girl is topless showing off a pair of OT 9.9 knockers.


I'd pay to see this PG-13 Porky's.


djangochained
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
How so?


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Lickitty Split
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Pics or it didn’t happen


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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
About 25 years ago, I’m on college drive and this woman is driving a van towards Albertsons with her breasts out and no shirt or blouse showing.


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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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My first was in a National Geographic Magazine as a kid.

That’s not real life bro. It has to be a person physically present.
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Last was in Destin a few summers back. A big wave hit this fat woman and her right tit popped out. Looks like a long skinny watermelon hanging down.

Mmm dats real life.


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DarkDrifter
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
I was on a group trip in Disney my JR year in HS and on this group was a friend of mine that had an extremely nice rack... Well one night we were all at the pool and when the chaperones told us to call it a night she jumped out quickly.. As she was walking up to me I noticed that something off about her top and then realized a boob was hanging out... I hugged her with her towel, she was slightly puzzled until I whispered to her what had joined the party..

I know ..csb... Not all that exciting...but thats seriously all I got..
This post was edited on 1/13 at 6:24 pm


Muthsera
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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I'd pay to see this PG-13 Porky's.


I'm honestly shocked so few posters seemed to have these kinds of run-ins. I guess I was just extremely lucky/unlucky - I sure wasn't getting any and this was all I had.

Missed opportunity at the nerd convention will always burn. Being surrounded by girls who were equally horny and equally socially awkward, bare minimum adult supervision. The fact I left without even an over the pants hj is a fricking wound on my soul.


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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
My only run in with this outside those I knew was being down in Auburn visiting some friends. We're hanging out in a dorm parking lot waiting for our female friends to join us. Our local bird dog (dude never missed titties) jumps up and points at a window. We look up, and ole girl is standing right in the window, light behind her, showing all of us why got blessed her with the amazing D's.

Only other example was I was good friends with two chicks. Had a girlfriend up until this point so didn't think anything of it. Anyway, my apartment was right across from the fraternity party room, so chicks liked to use our bathroom. These two chicks ask to change in my room. I say sure. They close the door, and proceed to strip down to bra and panties in front of me. I give them the "uh...wut" look, and they laugh and say "it's just underwear".

Later that night I was fricking mauled by the brunette. Small tits, but an arse to die for. It was horrible.


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piratedude
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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this woman is driving a van
are you sure it wasn't a blue 1991 Bonneville?


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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
One time at 2AM my wife and I were at a red light (Hwy 16 and Fla Blvd) in the right hand lane. A pickup pulls up next to us.

My wife (driving, cuz I'm toe-up) glances over, laughs and says "who tf IS that?" I lean forward and there's nothing but shaved monkey and arse pressed up against their passenger window. I, like her, think it's somebody we know fricking with us.

My wife rolls down her window, starts to yell but stops, as the realization hits both of us: that truck (and naked ass) was gently rocking.

We let 'em be.
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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you found your first copy of penthouse on the side of the road


That was like finding gold when you were 12 years old in the 70s.


...and 80s.


Darth_Vader
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
First time I saw a naked girl I think I wasn’t even school age yet. This was well over 40 years ago so the details in my memory are rather vague. She was I think maybe 5 or 6? I can’t remember exactly but I’m thinking she was a little older to me. I don’t even remember who she was but her mom was friends with my grandmother. We were young enough they didn’t think anything about putting us in the tub together for a bath. The only thing I remember was being amazed that she was different from me down there and I couldn’t figure out why her butt crack came all the way around her front side. It didn’t excite me in anyway, but at the same time I couldn’t stop looking at it.


theOG
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Wtf


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Boo Krewe
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Wow yall have lived


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